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That would bother me too Achtane. Especially if she is 'pushing' it (inb4 Salt N Pepper) on people. It's weird how we form our drug biases as individuals and as a country. Benzos are a weird breed and like you, I don't like them. I think they have a half life of being in your system for 18 months or something like that? The consequences of abuse are pretty extreme as well. There was a DEGRASSI episode about it .

Also, I'm a hypocrite too. When things get tough at work, you can bet I take adderall (which I am not prescribed) to get through the day/week.

well look at you with your new avatar. sa-weet. &...........fuck pills.

I hate how loud my upstairs neighbors are, but I love the drama I get to hear about because they are so loud. Essentially they're living this Amy Schumer skit. It's extremely annoying, but I love hearing the drama surrounding this terrible couple.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_m6y7U2ik[/youtube]

^^^I would like to know more. Do you care to share?

So, she works while he stays home and listens to loud, shitty rap music all day. He left for a week las week to hang out with his friends and see the eclipse while she stayed in Portland and worked. It was so nice that week, but the night he got back they had a screaming match and blasted music until midnight.

One night they were arguing about how loud their stereo should be, one of them complaining about how their neighbors won't talk to them but instead put in noise complaints (our landlord told us not to talk to our neighbors about that stuff). The volume they decided on was still too loud....

One time he was out on the balcony complaining about how they're poor (he doesn't work), and his lack of success as a rapper claiming that he needed a bigger city than Portland to make it. Having heard him first hand, I can honestly say it's because he's bad at rapping.

We've only heard them have sex once in the threeish months we've lived there, and it lasted for maybe a solid minute. It was very confusing at first because we'd never heard a noise like that from upstairs.

It's super annoying, but I do enjoy the shitty drama that is my upstairs neighbor's life.

They must get claustrophobic in those tiny little minds.

It's hard to be polite to ladies when you're married. Sometimes midwestern nice gets in the way of otherwise simple interactions.

01010111 wrote:One time he was out on the balcony complaining about how they're poor (he doesn't work), and his lack of success as a rapper claiming that he needed a bigger city than Portland to make it. Having heard him first hand, I can honestly say it's because he's bad at rapping.

We've only heard them have sex once in the threeish months we've lived there, and it lasted for maybe a solid minute. It was very confusing at first because we'd never heard a noise like that from upstairs.

It's super annoying, but I do enjoy the shitty drama that is my upstairs neighbor's life.

This is amazing.
-Brett

^^^Seconding. Thanks for posting Willy!

I didn't think people like that existed anymore...

Hey $hark.. before I forget.. what's your avatar from? I feel like I should know.. but I don't..
-Brett

BetterOffShred wrote:Hey $hark.. before I forget.. what's your avatar from? I feel like I should know.. but I don't..
-Brett

Hi Brett!
It's Patty Mullen in her tour-de-force performance of FRANKENHOOKER! The same director did BASKETCASE and BRAIN DAMAGE. I'm a huge fan of exploitation and sleeze, especially films made in NJ/NYC.

Haha, well me saying I should know it and didn't.. is a confession and you saying you love exploitation and sleeze is too.. thread preserved!! Huzzah. Thanks for the info. I'll go check it out
-Brett

I worked at a Subway in college, lunch shift mostly. Woke up and scrambled to get to work at 11am so I was always hungry while making people all their food. Realized at one point when working drive thru that when I cut a footlong in half I could make another 1/8" cut and have a nice sliver of a sandwich. Set it aside and popped it in my mouth while ducking down into the lower shelf, out of sight of everyone. Fed myself all day and took my free sandwich home. Poor life.

Also, at that point in time if someone ordered a sandwich and a drink, we realized we could make it a combo for $.01 more and then keep the bag of chips. For about one week we grabbed the penny from the tray on the counter. Then we just started charging people for it. It was a penny.

I went to a Subway once and this tiny woman behind the counter, in her 60s, locked eyes with me. She squatted slightly and farted(?) silently with a look of supreme satisfaction smeared across her face. She then proceeded to drag her feet, like a dog that had just shit in a pile of leaves.

All the while, she never interrupted eye contact. I turned to my friend, and of course he was playing with his phone or looking away. He had missed the whole thing.

---Another time I was at a Subway in Atlanta after a STP concert (haha), and half of the patrons were stylish gunshot victims (wheel chairs, crutches, gold chains). The woman making the sandwiches had a lit cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth the whole time and no one cared. After using the bathroom, everyone filed back into the car and we headed for the highway. Atlanta, like Subway, is a fruitless shithole.