It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[snipelfritz]

D'awww, I was kind of hoping for a giant volcano that spewed snacks everywhere called the douchecano.

We don't want it to drag ass. There shall be more. THE CURSE OF THE DOUCHECANO.

Douchecanoe II: Electric Boogaloo???

[MSUsousaphone]

Yes. This was the epic poem of The Douchecanoe, Captain Behndy's Behnder, and Ex King Cane. There will be more stories.

[TroySanders]

Douchecanoe II: Electric Boogaloo???

[Eric!]

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, ILLUSTRIOUS CAKE.

[excane]

The last few pages are nothing short of magical.......FUCKING MAGICAL.

I want to rub peanut butter on my balls....... take an ass-pummeling ride on a unicorn..... just..... slap my ass and call me Sally.

[Jero]

Douchecanoe II: Electric Boogaloo???

no freakin way you just said that.
That's the first thing I decided to watch when I woke up

[Waterpilot]

Yes. This was the epic poem of The Douchecanoe, Captain Behndy's Behnder, and Ex King Cane. There will be more stories.

Indeed. T'was a good time to end it too.

[Waterpilot]

Douchecanoe II: Electric Boogaloo???

Genius

Opps! Tried to edit my post above to include this... Double post FTW

[MSUsousaphone]

We need some illustrations....if there's any peeps on here artistically inclined. We need to get this puppy out, somehow.

[alexa.]

DOUCHETHRONE!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHplp10kQM[/youtube]

or sth

[My name is Mudd]

That was fun! We write well as a team.

[behndy]

pure happiness over har.

[dubkitty]

honestly, i could have riffed on Douchecanoe for an hour by myself in a sort of nine-year-old-does-Lord-Buckley-parodying-Longfellow way, but it needed to be free. however, i have to share:

Up the rivers! To the mountains! 'Cross the prairies, kissed with dew!
toward the land of cookies vernal drew the wily Douchecanoe

[TroySanders]

[Deltaphoenix]

Awesome!!!!!!