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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:55 am
by D.o.S.
All gems.
I'm pretty sure the paradigm shift to all creative success has already shifted back to a patronage system, but it will take a few years for folks to acknowledge it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:14 am
by Invisible Man
It would help if more of the patrons knew that.
If you eat thirteen cider mill donuts in an afternoon at your new job, it's hard to shake the reputation of 'donut glutton.'
I'll leave it to the readers of this post to decide if those two sentences are related or not.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:36 am
by popvulture
Invisible Man wrote:'donut glutton.'
Would check out that band.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:10 pm
by D.o.S.
Invisible Man wrote:It would help if more of the patrons knew that.
Cosigned heavily. But people expect shit for free now.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:18 pm
by comesect2.0
huh?, whos dick I gotta blow to get a couple bucks? like those cars with advertisements all over them?...and if you eat too many donuts and someones says "hey!, man...you are a glutton" just start dunking the donuts in coffee, then youll be a dunker?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:44 pm
by spacelordmother
#powerdunker
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:35 pm
by Invisible Man
Bottomdunker.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:00 pm
by Iommic Pope
#dockinanddunkin
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:05 pm
by Chankgeez
#Dunkin'inDockers?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:21 pm
by Invisible Man
I have two daughters and have been married to a human woman for nine years. I'm still not really sure where girls' pee comes out.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:31 pm
by $harkToootth
There's a hole near the hole. So within the labia minora is the vagina and the urethra. Geographically speaking, south of the clitoris but north of the vagina. Hope that helps.
Think of the anus to the clitoris as some sort of constellation.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:36 pm
by Achtane
They pee out of their butts.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:59 pm
by snipelfritz
Achtane wrote:They pee out of their butts.
That's why they have to sit down.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:09 pm
by actual
What's a clitoris?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:15 pm
by actual
Fun fact: due to the force of which the pee leaves the female body, women were used in medieval times to remove graffiti from city walls.