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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:30 am
by drolo
I can't stop myself from associating forum members with their avatars.
Like Iommic Pope in my head really is Wednesday and Darcy is really Michael Cera.

Am I unfit for the online world? Do other people think I am an incredibly happy woman typing this on an iPad while riding on a bike ??

(and that it's really dangerous, I should at least stop my bike while typing? what with not even wearing a helmet and such .. ?)

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:36 am
by $harkToootth
I do the same thing so "Yes" I associate you with being a very happy, care free, good humored person. I am sorry.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:46 pm
by Lurker13
$harkToootth wrote:I do the same thing so "Yes" I associate you with being a very happy, care free, good humored person. I am sorry.
I associate you with your avatar too, $harkToootth. :love: :snax:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:45 pm
by $harkToootth
:lol: I am nowhere near as pretty as Patty Mullen. I love having her as my avatar. I can't imagine changing it.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 2:24 am
by snipelfritz
I think (I was drunk and half asleep) I peed in the toilet of my sister's RV when I was sleeping in it last night. I was supposed to pee outside and I don't know if the toilet works.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:35 am
by comesect2.0
just got done listening to an album with a raw recording at the end of church prayer which reminded me of when I was 6 years old...

my parents would take me to learn at temples and churches and my father took me up to see a "holy man" in which he told him, "my son says he does not believe in GOD"
the "holy man" looked at me and said " mmmmmmhmmmmmm, well" that is okay or something.....and that is all I remember him saying...though!

years later same man was some how caught using hotels for escort services, was in the papers...and denounced of all his duties as a "holy man"

memories like that say something.

selah, L'Chaim, aum, amen.

I kiss kisses threw this dimension my friends...till next time, all around all threw here ليلة جيدة و الله معكم

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:38 am
by drolo
I just had a 90 minute commute and sang the star spangled banner hendrix style all the way ...

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:13 pm
by goroth
drolo wrote:I can't stop myself from associating forum members with their avatars.
Like Iommic Pope in my head really is Wednesday and Darcy is really Michael Cera.

Am I unfit for the online world? Do other people think I am an incredibly happy woman typing this on an iPad while riding on a bike ??

(and that it's really dangerous, I should at least stop my bike while typing? what with not even wearing a helmet and such .. ?)
I've met Darcy IRL and still think he is Michael Cera.
People changing avatars fucks me up too.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:41 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
I'm Superbad. I even have a paper heart. Ramonaaaaaa. Maybe?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:44 pm
by drolo
goroth wrote: People changing avatars fucks me up too.
yeah ... like they just can't make up their mind or what ...

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:57 pm
by Lurker13
drolo wrote:
goroth wrote: People changing avatars fucks me up too.
yeah ... like they just can't make up their mind or what ...
That bout of people using each other's avatars just to fuck with each other a while back was hilarious. It really got mindfucking. :whoa:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:53 am
by Invisible Man
Used to be I just didn't understand anxiety.

Oh, hello there.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:44 am
by Invisible Man
I once got so upset about a Dilbert comic that I spat in the book and threw it in a trash can.

But it wasn't my book, so I had to go buy the owner a replacement copy.

You win, Dilbert.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:45 am
by Invisible Man
When I was in high school, I threatened to kill a student during the morning announcements.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:48 am
by Invisible Man
When I worked as a midnight-shift cashier at a grocery store, I kept a flask of root beer in my apron. I would take giant pulls from it while cashing people out.

No one ever said a single word about it.

Also I stole a shit-ton of Jelly Bellys by dumping them directly into said apron pocket.