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Achtane wrote:Trem arm broke off...in the fucking bridge.

I read that at first as "My arm broke off"

Meet cute girl at bar, talk, ask for number, response: "Sure, but I'm married."




wut? Smiled, nodded, left with friends.

snipelfritz wrote:Meet cute girl at bar, talk, ask for number, response: "Sure, but I'm married."




wut? Smiled, nodded, left with friends.

That probably wouldn't have worked out so well.

my mom admitted to watching think like a man not once, but twice. i was so sad. WHY MOM, WHY? WHY ARE MOVIES GEARED TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN SO TERRIBLE? WHY HASN'T SOMEONE KILLED STEVE HARVEY YET? WHY WAS CHRIS BROWN IN A MOVIE THAT IS ESSENTIALLY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? HOW CAN MY MOM BE SO AWESOME BUT CONSUME ALL THE WORST PARTS OF THE MEDIA?

wsas3 wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Meet cute girl at bar, talk, ask for number, response: "Sure, but I'm married."
wut? Smiled, nodded, left with friends.

That probably wouldn't have worked out so well.

Do they have gay marriage in your state? Could have worked out great if she was married to another girl, and you blew it.

SPIDER ON MY FUCKING HEAD

OUTBID BY $10 IN THE LAST SECOND

i can't sell my Tele

it's so full of music that every time i pick it up, i write an amazing riff or even a song

never thought i could say that... but there's some spirituality involved


edit: the reason why it's here is because i feel stupid for trying to get rid of it

how do i describe my weekend?


imodium

good god

I think I'll be heading to a counselor. I can't handle myself.

unownunown wrote:my mom admitted to watching think like a man not once, but twice. i was so sad. WHY MOM, WHY? WHY ARE MOVIES GEARED TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN SO TERRIBLE? WHY HASN'T SOMEONE KILLED STEVE HARVEY YET? WHY WAS CHRIS BROWN IN A MOVIE THAT IS ESSENTIALLY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? HOW CAN MY MOM BE SO AWESOME BUT CONSUME ALL THE WORST PARTS OF THE MEDIA?

Better that than a Tyler Perry movie.

Can't sleep, 2:07 a.m. and my first day of work is tomorrow.

i'm insanely anxious over what's going to happen with the job i'm supposed to have the on-site interview for this week. i'm hoping to hell that they liked my writing samples which i sent on Saturday. the guy i had the phone interview with liked me a lot, so it SHOULD be all right, but my samples are cobbled-together weirdball shit just like i am, i can't afford to get my hair cut before i go, and i've never had a writing job in my life. and since i haven't worked a day since the day after Labor Day 2010, this is Really A Big Deal. hooray for Klonopin! cause when love is gone, there's always justice. and when justice is gone, there's always force. and when force is gone, there's always Mom. and when Mom is gone, there's always Klonopin. hi, Klonopin!

Moustache_Bash wrote:Better that than a Tyler Perry movie.

that might be true. tyler perry should also probably bow out soon.

I have an exam on clinical neurophysiology and motor control in 8 hours and 9 minutes.

And I am wide awake but not the type of awake that can do any more study.

Youtube videos of the topic help, I can sort of just sit here drooling mindlessly onto my piles and piles (and piles) of notes, and hope some more of it sinks in.