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Got a boner for no reason....

And. It. Won't. Go. Away.

Moustache_Bash wrote:Got a boner for no reason....

And. It. Won't. Go. Away.

Welcome to puberty!

The zipper on all my skinny jeans keeps falling down. I'm a fatty.

snipelfritz wrote:

Moustache_Bash wrote:Got a boner for no reason....

And. It. Won't. Go. Away.

Welcome to puberty!

The zipper on all my skinny jeans keeps falling down. I'm a fatty.

The problem is that you're wearing girlpants, bro.

snipelfritz wrote:

Moustache_Bash wrote:Got a boner for no reason....

And. It. Won't. Go. Away.

Welcome to puberty!

The zipper on all my skinny jeans keeps falling down. I'm a fatty.

Take a safety pin and run it through the hole in the zipper pull, then run the spoke on the button through the safety pin. It'll keep the zipper up for you.

Also, girl jeans are awesome. They just fit better, dood.

snipelfritz wrote:

Moustache_Bash wrote:Got a boner for no reason....

And. It. Won't. Go. Away.

Welcome to puberty!

The zipper on all my skinny jeans keeps falling down. I'm a fatty.

I was just trying to lighten up the mood with all the self loathing in here. It's been a while since I've had an unprovoked stiffy.

Moustache_Bash wrote:unprovoked stiffy.

posting this in the band names thread

horrible day today me and my sisters cat died today after ten long years

my sister was so heartbroken
good old gaz good times

Got a stupid hangover; not just feeling bad, but feeling bad in an annoying way. Sort of disconnected from feeling normal, reminds me of times I've got too high and I just don't want to be feeling like this anymore, want to feel normal please. And my stomach feels all horrible, at least I don't have a headache I guess, that's never fun. But ugh, why does drinking have to be so fun and hangovers so bad? I hear about hangovers getting worse as you get older, and I fuckin hope that doesn't happen to me, they already cripple me for a day.

monkeydancer wrote:Got a stupid hangover; not just feeling bad, but feeling bad in an annoying way. Sort of disconnected from feeling normal, reminds me of times I've got too high and I just don't want to be feeling like this anymore, want to feel normal please. And my stomach feels all horrible, at least I don't have a headache I guess, that's never fun. But ugh, why does drinking have to be so fun and hangovers so bad? I hear about hangovers getting worse as you get older, and I fuckin hope that doesn't happen to me, they already cripple me for a day.

but i mean, getting high has always helped me with hangovers

Yeah, best damn hangover cure there is, but I gots none. The plus side is that bacon is also a good hangover cure and I'm feeling a lot better now. Go bacon!

monkeydancer wrote:Yeah, best damn hangover cure there is, but I gots none. The plus side is that bacon is also a good hangover cure and I'm feeling a lot better now. Go bacon!

yo, i got a guy. he's got that thick sliced shit, ain't none of this standard slice pussy bullshit.

slang them pigs

I dreamt that there was the beat-up body of a Yamaha SB-5a under my bed and I had a spare neck for it, but instead of bolting on it attached by some weird slots cut into the body. The neck I had was bolt-on.
Fuck you, dreams.

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

monkeydancer wrote:Yeah, best damn hangover cure there is, but I gots none. The plus side is that bacon is also a good hangover cure and I'm feeling a lot better now. Go bacon!

yo, i got a guy. he's got that thick sliced shit, ain't none of this standard slice pussy bullshit.

slang them pigs

That shit is cash yo.

Thick sliced meat?

What is wrong with you dude? Smaller surface area to volume ratio is better.

Next thing you'll be saying a steak/burger should be well done.

No typable utterance can convey my disgust right now.