NEVER!! you can take my lifE but you will never take my genitally modified plush animals! TOY SEX FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
*throws Sex Chewbacca in the air all dramatic like*
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC
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i was gonna ask for Black Forest cake, but now i'm scared of what's in the forest 
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dubkitty wrote:i was gonna ask for Black Forest cake, but now i'm scared of what's in the forest
SCHWARZWALD TORTE!
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
So on other news...I finally found a publisher for my coffee table book, Behndy-isms.
After noticing the Behndy is the most sigged dude in the history of the InterWebz, I decided why not collect all of the sigs of Behndy that people on here and TB have, ask the person what the sig means to them, then have Behndy try and remember what the fuck he was talking about and then for Behndy to draw an ink picture illustrating the quoted sig or a Dick or Vagina or Sex Chebacca, whatever.
All proceeds will go to me and this shall be a limited run of 100 books. Please PM me for more details.
After noticing the Behndy is the most sigged dude in the history of the InterWebz, I decided why not collect all of the sigs of Behndy that people on here and TB have, ask the person what the sig means to them, then have Behndy try and remember what the fuck he was talking about and then for Behndy to draw an ink picture illustrating the quoted sig or a Dick or Vagina or Sex Chebacca, whatever.
All proceeds will go to me and this shall be a limited run of 100 books. Please PM me for more details.
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
behndy wrote:NEVER!! you can take my lifE but you will never take my genitally modified plush animals! TOY SEX FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
*throws Sex Chewbacca in the air all dramatic like*
Fine! don't come complaining when you can't get the lint out of there then!
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LOL! Ben makes a book. So awesome.
I want to etch Tenacle love!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................
I want to etch Tenacle love!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................
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came for tentacle love, left disappointed.
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Have to wait 'til pg 600...says so up there at the top of the page.
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Yeah, is there some way we can speed this up? Can you guys post more? I want me some free cake.
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Prolly.
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A polli prolly.
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
Deltaphoenix wrote:So on other news...I finally found a publisher for my coffee table book, Behndy-isms.
After noticing the Behndy is the most sigged dude in the history of the InterWebz, I decided why not collect all of the sigs of Behndy that people on here and TB have, ask the person what the sig means to them, then have Behndy try and remember what the fuck he was talking about and then for Behndy to draw an ink picture illustrating the quoted sig or a Dick or Vagina or Sex Chebacca, whatever.
All proceeds will go to me and this shall be a limited run of 100 books. Please PM me for more details.
Genius. Prolly should start out with some teasers on some sort of Behndy Twitter Fan page to develop a following for your book. Or supmpin'...
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Deltaphoenix wrote:So on other news...I finally found a publisher for my coffee table book, Behndy-isms.
After noticing the Behndy is the most sigged dude in the history of the InterWebz, I decided why not collect all of the sigs of Behndy that people on here and TB have, ask the person what the sig means to them, then have Behndy try and remember what the fuck he was talking about and then for Behndy to draw an ink picture illustrating the quoted sig or a Dick or Vagina or Sex Chebacca, whatever.
All proceeds will go to me and this shall be a limited run of 100 books. Please PM me for more details.
consider this a PM. Frankly, I think my quote could be the official mission statement of ILF, besides "Don't be an asshole."
(only used it cause it's the only smiley that kinda looks like its looking down at my sig.BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
In all seriousness, the bass tone in this is orgasmic (starting at obout 1:02).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgtV7A8MkOA[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgtV7A8MkOA[/youtube]
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Re: Free cake and tentacle porn at pg 600. (The TB mega thre
yeah tis nice but... what is this?
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