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I'm a bag full of what the fuck right now.

It's So fucking hot and the girl I was meant to meet had to leave before I got there cause my room mate made me take ages, this shall not do!

I get to spend a four day weekend at home doing jack shit.

I have to sell off this beloved rig that I've worked for 10 years to create because my motherfucking sperm is so potent I knocked my wife up five times, at once. A Zoom B3, Onkart Gromt Grombass, and Darkglass B3K came in and I've barely gotten to play on it. I've also gotten five hours of sleep each night because I'm so busy trying to keep the house in order since my wife can't get off the couch....and the inlaws FINALLY decided to stop bitching about the house not being kid ready and actually come help with it.....but they want to come at 8AM, tomorrow. No. Fuck you. You come at 10am.

Shi'ite.

Set those boundaries homie!

Fa sho. My wife's all "beggars can't be choosers" because they're pretty loaded and, to be honest, we need some support from them. We'd be totally cool with one or two babies....fives a lot, though....but whatever. Them wanting to be with these babies is way bigger than me wanting their money. I'm the puppet master here, mofos. Now dance for me.

Hell yeah! You got them on the hook.

Sousie's gotta SNIP THAT SHIT now.... Buy any last piece of gear now, cause soon it's all over.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/video/watch/3628/

Let it be known, the Sous does not fuck around when it comes to fucking... around.

MSUsousaphone wrote:Fa sho. My wife's all "beggars can't be choosers" because they're pretty loaded and, to be honest, we need some support from them. We'd be totally cool with one or two babies....fives a lot, though....but whatever. Them wanting to be with these babies is way bigger than me wanting their money. I'm the puppet master here, mofos. Now dance for me.

Wait. Wut. Are you seriously having quints??

spacelordmother wrote:Wait. Wut. Are you seriously having quints??

Yeah. This is really happening.

WAHF.