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So the dick is still retired and the jabrony won't accept my $30 for the CRATE. All is right in the world.

I had a dream about a foursome involving my girlfriend and I and this couple we knew (but who don't exist in real life).
The problem was...it was too realistic.

We hosted it at our house.
It was kinda hot at first, but...there was just so much goddamn dog hair everywhere.
I didn't really like the guy's wife so I couldn't get into it.
The lube kept drying and getting tacky and uncomfortable.
My gf's dog was in the room and he just kept whining by the door like always.
Most of all, the dude was kind of an arrogant douche and my girlfriend seemed uncomfortable sometimes. But then other times, I was worried that she liked it more with him. I absolutely hated watching him doing stuff to her.

Basically it went like I imagine group sex actually going in real life. I woke up feeling weird.
What kind of sex dream is that bullshit?

That's more or less how I imagine anything involving more than two people in real life...even two people is sketchy...

I think Ultramega Okay is their best album.

The foursome's?

A girl with half her head shaved wearing a Stevie Nicks shirt gave me her number today. WTF is my life

1. This thread is going to reach 100 pages just with me asking Neon for updates.
2. That haircut is not that rare a thing anymore. I base this on anecdotal evidence of me going to house shows. So 2011, there were maybe three girls with this haircut. Two Fridays ago, everybody and their mother had that haircut.

Enjoy a parasite video!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7r1S6-op8E[/youtube]

neonblack wrote:A girl with half her head shaved wearing a Stevie Nicks shirt gave me her number today. WTF is my life

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$harkToootth wrote:2. That haircut is not that rare a thing anymore. I base this on anecdotal evidence of me going to house shows. So 2011, there were maybe three girls with this haircut. Two Fridays ago, everybody and their mother had that haircut.

Yeah true, but it's still a hot haircut at this point

+1 on that. yeah it's super common now, more so with "fitness" people around here then indie or punk types it seems. Punks seem to go more early 90s now here. I don't think anyone has ever given me their number without being asked haha.

I imagine that cut doesn't have much time left, but it's as yet nowhere near as ubiquitous/obnoxious as the slingblade nazi greaser thing on dudes. I'm ready for that to die.

I would love to grow an afro but the problem is I am of Irish (not the curly red hair type) and Polish lineage.

imJonWain wrote:I don't think anyone has ever given me their number without being asked haha.

You and me both. Although in my defense, I have nothing to offer anyone...ever. What's your excuse?

Which half of her head was shaved?

I'm rocking a Constanta, but not on purpose

I'm cross posting from the music thread but this seems appropriate.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGWpXEtFhOo[/youtube]

I really, really want to like these DYE ANTWOODS [sic] guys...just based on their aesthetic and attitude but...I just really find the tunes underwhelming. I should love it in theory cause it borrows a lot from Gabber. You can also here ATARI TEENAGE RIOT influence, who I adore.
Also love this album which isn't too far off from their sound.

There's a whole, active thread for that very topic as we speak!

They were amusing at first (what, like 5+ years ago?) and had a few good songs, but I feel like they've long run their course.