Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:52 pm
Adoom wrote:That is both witty and terrifying Eric!.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:53 pm
The best part is when I get to flap my wings in excitement. It's almost like I'm trying to high-five myself.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:00 pm
I imagine somebody high fiving themselves whilst forcing themselves upon a victim, (presumably a living one, as ducks, you know... don't mind) would do nothing but amplify the trauma. Jesus. There are jokes running through my mind I feel like I should turn myself in for.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:02 pm
behndy wrote:*looks up Llama fucking*
um.... no. nowhere NEAR as much spitting as that. ew.
i'm more like... a teddy bear with a strap-on that's holding a Hello Kitty doll. and makes sandwiches after. with cupcakes.
Spit is my Fave lube unless it is bunghole time. I still like to spit in there too though. Just for good measure.
Your image IS KEWT
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:17 pm
Fuck that shit. I want a manbear. I wanna be enveloped with big brawny bear arms and made to think everything is going to be ok.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:22 pm
Why am I always forced to prep the bull.... 
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:24 pm
Because you have good technique!
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm
You can't overestimate a good bull tech.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:29 pm
AND YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKING MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!!!
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:34 pm
MSUsousaphone wrote:AND YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKING MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!!!
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:14 pm
ew. spit is a HORRIBLE lube. it's like... three thrusts until you're Elmer's Rubbing.
i keep a variety near the bed at all times. flavored, warming, bum-specific.
gotsta have OPTIONS son.
i keep a variety near the bed at all times. flavored, warming, bum-specific.
gotsta have OPTIONS son.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:44 pm
Well besides for the bum, hopefull anything else will get lubed after a second, unless they are old and DRY.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:10 pm
Adoom gets my vote for avi of the week.
And I want to go back to the part where Schlatte is giving out pedals...giving is good.
And I want to go back to the part where Schlatte is giving out pedals...giving is good.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:20 am
My name is Mudd wrote:Adoom gets my vote for avi of the week.
And I want to go back to the part where Schlatte is giving out pedals...giving is good.
I think the point of all the lube is to make sure the giving is good.
example a)
a well lubed giving:
example b)
a poorly lubed giving:
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:37 am
True.