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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:21 am
by Eric!
MMMM PORK
So, upon receiving this little box o' boostin' bacon 'bilities, I stuck it at the beginning of my chain, but after the XP100...and...
It makes everything sound BETTER. Even clean toanz. And it gets surprisingly dirty. And it cleans up better than that young hispanic woman that happens to work at that motel every morning you stay there. How odd.
GET ONE.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:09 am
by Deltaphoenix
warwick.hoy wrote:Deltaphoenix wrote:Yeah, I know Behndy. I am glad to help them out, I mean if they get signed or something, a tragedy will surely befall that bass player and I'll step right back into the picture.
Meh; getting signed doesn't mean what it used to these days. So much bullshittery in the biz.
From my house at least.
dubkitty wrote:getting signed = they charge off $240,000 in expenses against your future royalties and then drop you.
I know all of those horror stories (true stories).
Tour support is about the only thing that looks kind of attractive. That is the missing piece of the no label, new music biz. DIY touring can do a lot but that is a long hard road.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:52 am
by behndy
yah. seems like unless you're a pop Disney style manufaftored band label support only helps whilst doing the big ass tours.
and i have quite a few friends that played out for two years, supported bands like Black Eye Peas, did Europe tours..... and endes up with no money to show for it. shady, dangrous stuff.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:08 am
by My name is Mudd
Hunter Thompson was right...
""The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:41 pm
by Deltaphoenix
I love me some Dr. Gonzo, Duke Raul, and Raul Duke.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:15 pm
by behndy
Eric! wrote:MMMM PORK
i'm too lazy to do researchin's. wassat?
WAS. ISS. AT??!?!!?
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:26 pm
by Eric!
MOM-D TASTE THE BACON BOOST
Made with love by our very own Schlatte. And it is GOOD.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:30 pm
by behndy
d'awwwe! Schlatt'e IS the man.
the man, the myth, the SCHLATTNER.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:49 pm
by Schlatte
Eric! wrote:MOM-D TASTE THE BACON BOOST
Made with love by our very own Schlatte. And it is GOOD.
behndy wrote:d'awwwe! Schlatt'e IS the man.
the man, the myth, the SCHLATTNER.
Awwwww
If I win the lottery or get decent amounts of money some other way (
) I'm going to send all of you some pedals!
YOU CUTE FUCKERS!
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:57 pm
by behndy
I FUCK IN A CUTE AND ADORABLE MANNER.
rarrrrrr.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:10 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Like a LLAMA?
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:11 pm
by Pollinator95
Schlatte wrote:...send all of you some pedals...
Urm... I like you too. *Awkward smile*
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:24 pm
by behndy
*looks up Llama fucking*
um.... no. nowhere NEAR as much spitting as that. ew.
i'm more like... a teddy bear with a strap-on that's holding a Hello Kitty doll. and makes sandwiches after. with cupcakes.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:40 pm
by Eric!
I FUCK LIKE A DUCK.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:50 pm
by Adoom
That is both witty and terrifying Eric!.