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… but only if you give me exactly what I want. (WALL)

The best way to know if something is an ACTUAL emergency/crisis is to tell people that you will take days, possibly weeks to declare it as such.


very
stable
genius

I think this has to be a first: the FBI launched a counterintelligence investigation into a sitting US president.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/p ... quiry.html

It's that evil, evil deep state in action again, trying desperately to smear poor, poor, innocent Donald. Damned witch hunt!

In a few places I've seen the question this weekend: if Shitshow were a Russian agent or asset, what actions would you expect him to have taken that he has not? People are not really finding him coming up short from the activities of a hypothetical agent/asset version of Shitshow. Thanks, Republicans.

Gone Fission wrote:In a few places I've seen the question this weekend: if Shitshow were a Russian agent or asset, what actions would you expect him to have taken that he has not? People are not really finding him coming up short from the activities of a hypothetical agent/asset version of Shitshow. Thanks, Republicans.

Of all the shit that has gone down, this is still the one event I find the most disturbing.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/ar ... mp/528402/
What were they planning to do, hand over our nuclear launch codes?

To be fair, most employees prefer that their performance reviews be kept confidential: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/na ... 964d210d3b

How does one secure tickets to the Shitshow execution?

Found out Chip Roy (my representative) was one of the seven heatless pieces of shit who voted against the backpay bill that otherwise eased through Congress. Fuck this part of Texas.

I work collections, and we have to get their, "why can't you pay reason," for demographics. I hate it so much when they say the furlough. Course I'm leaving soon and don't give a shit so I just set up payment plans without any attempt to negotiate.

Bassist_Diver wrote:heatless pieces of shit

Can I just say that I love this typo? Cold shit. That's exactly what they are.

And yes, fuck Texas politics in most of the state. Garbage "values."

Check out these Freedom Fries though:

Hail To The Cheap!

Man, many french fries

popvulture wrote: Can I just say that I love this typo? Cold shit. That's exactly what they are.

And yes, fuck Texas politics in most of the state. Garbage "values."

I'm 100% behind David Simpson for wanting to legalize weed because God made it, though. Solid reasoning in this state.

my favorite caption on the Trump-with-tables-of-hamburgers photo is "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair." that's one of my two favorite poems (the other is Yeats' "The Second Coming). there's my dark outlook again.

ELI5: So with this Brexico vote, Mexico will or will not be building a wall between England and Scotland?