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Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:55 pm**

Cody_Pole=Bitchestrone soup

that's right, a bean-based Italian soup with hearty helpings of bitch.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:35 pm**

its still too hot
i need my beauty sleep

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:13 pm**

Cody_Pole wrote:The Dead Weather=Underwhelming

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:18 pm**

got stuck in the driveway like 3 times today. even after shoveling.

and i have this stupid neighbor that parks directly behind our driveway so i can't just punch it and hope for the best.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:32 pm**

Knock on his door and punch him and hope for the best.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:51 pm**

snipelfritz wrote:Cody_Pole=Bitchestrone soup

that's right, a bean-based Italian soup with hearty helpings of bitch.

You just mad cuz its troo fool!

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:32 pm**

I hate it when I forget the cold cereal is not chips and take the bag out of the box to open it and then have to try getting it back in the box without distorting the box :picard:

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:39 pm**

i have to wear tights tomorrow. i don't own any that are semi-professional, so i specifically bought a pair last weekend for this purpose. i go to try them on and my nail puts a hole in them and they run the entire fucking way down. i didn't even get to wear them! :cry:

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:03 pm**

unownunown wrote:i have to wear tights tomorrow. i don't own any that are semi-professional, so i specifically bought a pair last weekend for this purpose. i go to try them on and my nail puts a hole in them and they run the entire fucking way down. i didn't even get to wear them!

No offense meant to unownunown here..but I think ILF is just about the only guitar-related forum where you'd see a post involving a tights-related wardrobe malfunction.
:hug:

Unless it was an 80's hair metal cover-band forum :facepalm:

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:07 pm**

i would love to see a hair metal fashion forum.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:09 pm**

I put on this girls tights once at her house and walked around in them cause i was loling at the way my cock and balls looked all smushed. Then her roommate came home. I am master of getting walked in on doing really gay shit.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:14 pm**

i know you totally liked how silky they made your legs feel too.

but um seriously, every time you post i wonder where the spaceritual memoirs are. where are they?

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:22 pm**

unownunown wrote:i know you totally liked how silky they made your legs feel too.

but um seriously, every time you post i wonder where the spaceritual memoirs are. where are they?

They were kindof exactly like wearing a girls underwear. Or gay marriage. It feels so good and you know this is the way its supposed to be and in a perfect world WOULD be but were sadly just not ready for it.

I wrote my memoirs in semen on teenage girls backs so theyre probably being washed down a shower drain with repressed lust, guilt and shame.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:23 pm**

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE[/youtube]

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:55 pm**

Mudfuzz wrote:I hate it when I forget the cold cereal is not chips and take the bag out of the box to open it and then have to try getting it back in the box without distorting the box