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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:53 pm
by Achtane
weed_killer wrote:Moustache_Bash wrote:Achtane used to be my favorite. Used to be.
FUCKIN' HELL
SORRY I WILL CORRECT THIS
CUE THE VAUDEVILLE SAMPLES
THROW SOME JAZZY PIANO ON THAT SHIT, ROSIE
RAUUGHGHHARUGHGHHGRAUGHGHGHH WUHH WARR RAWWWGHHHH wait i gotta clear my throat RAGHGHCHHCHCHGHLLLMRRR...A MAN STANDING IN A SMOKY BAR
SAYS TO ME
HE SAYSRRrrrrrr
says with a faint glimmer in his eye
HE SAYSBUDDY I TELL YA LIFE'S A SWIRLING DRAIN
ha
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOWouttathatpanewwrrrrrrghhh
OUT INTO THE RAIN
OUT INTO THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLEeehhhhHHH LIVIN' IN THIS CITY
PEOPLE PASSIN' EACH OTHER BY LIKE LEAVES FALLIN' rrgghghhh dhhrrgghhh
I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS
BUDDY THE PERFECTION OF THOSE LEAVES AIN'T LOST ON ME
an amateur shark falters
sweat beads up and falls to the baize
I TURN
I JUST TURN AND LEAAAAAVEhhrrrrghghgh
CUE UPRIGHT BASS
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:57 pm
by Twangasaurus
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:38 am
by snipelfritz
Yeah dude, his voice is cool, but his music is big daddy Snorlax boring.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 1:34 am
by The_Active_Conundrum
sometimes I remember that everyone fellout a cunt and it bothers me
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:39 am
by Inconuucl
Well, fell out is a bit of an understatement. More accurate would be "shoved out of an almost torn vagina." But that really doesn't make it any better.
Good thing C sections exist. 8D
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:22 am
by neonblack
You've obviously never seen a c section. Way worse than normal birth.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:56 am
by snipelfritz
I've never seen either and i don't tend to see/cause either.
Can I get a vasectomy already!?!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:39 am
by alexa.
C sections are the worst possible way to deliver a child. There are fungus and bacteria living in the birth canal that the baby gets "baptized" in. It is the only way that the mother can provide the, until then, sterile baby - with immunological defense (about 90% of our immune system is bacteria working to protect us. think about that when taking your antibiotics next time). The first "inoculation" happens right there.
Science <3
Also, creeping some of you out <3
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:09 am
by snipelfritz
Yeah, I read an article recently saying that C-sections are generally not as healthy. If not to the baby being born, to later births, like on a statistically provable level. I don't think there's anybody saying C-sections shouldn't be avoided whenever possible.
Serious question: Is "Yeah, you're looking hotter than a 90's sitcom mom" a line that will get me laid or not?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:47 am
by goosekevin
I was an emergency c section and nearly killed both me and my mum, would have if they didn't slice me out
Childbirth is terrifying but also cool
I kind of wish I had a womb to carry a little person in
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:20 am
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Serious question: Is "Yeah, you're looking hotter than a 90's sitcom mom" a line that will get me laid or not?
I want to say "no", which means the answer is probably "yes".
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:29 am
by Deltaphoenix
Are you trying to pickup MILFs?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:48 am
by D.o.S.
Achtane wrote:weed_killer wrote:Moustache_Bash wrote:Achtane used to be my favorite. Used to be.
FUCKIN' HELL
SORRY I WILL CORRECT THIS
CUE THE VAUDEVILLE SAMPLES
THROW SOME JAZZY PIANO ON THAT SHIT, ROSIE
RAUUGHGHHARUGHGHHGRAUGHGHGHH WUHH WARR RAWWWGHHHH wait i gotta clear my throat RAGHGHCHHCHCHGHLLLMRRR...A MAN STANDING IN A SMOKY BAR
SAYS TO ME
HE SAYSRRrrrrrr
says with a faint glimmer in his eye
HE SAYSBUDDY I TELL YA LIFE'S A SWIRLING DRAIN
ha
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOWouttathatpanewwrrrrrrghhh
OUT INTO THE RAIN
OUT INTO THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLEeehhhhHHH LIVIN' IN THIS CITY
PEOPLE PASSIN' EACH OTHER BY LIKE LEAVES FALLIN' rrgghghhh dhhrrgghhh
I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS
BUDDY THE PERFECTION OF THOSE LEAVES AIN'T LOST ON ME
an amateur shark falters
sweat beads up and falls to the baize
I TURN
I JUST TURN AND LEAAAAAVEhhrrrrghghgh
CUE UPRIGHT BASS
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:48 pm
by alexa.
I feel disqualified to post in the drunk/high thread ._.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:17 pm
by Gone Fission
Without specific incidents or feedback to reinforce it, I'm feeling like I'm a complete and total asshole lately. If I've been that way to any of you, I'm really sorry. I don't want to be an asshole, and even if I'm not, I definitely don't want to feel like one.
