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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:29 pm
by SPACERITUAL
deadworld101 wrote:Eh a colorguard chick I kinda feel bad for the guy.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING TRUE

Re: jerkin it.....

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:15 am
by nad
unownunown wrote:last year a tuba player got caught getting dome in a practice room by not one, but two teachers. choir teacher and assistant band director.

I like this version better.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:23 am
by unownunown
:lol: i bet.

i need to learn how to proofread.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:33 am
by snipelfritz
unownunown wrote:oh nooo.

he was getting head from some color guard chick.

he got walked in on by two teachers.

although if he was getting head by two teachers that would make for a more interesting story :lol:

I totally thought that was the story too.

I too have whacked off at work. I was a janitor in a college dorm over the summer, so there were plenty of empty rooms with locks on the doors. Nobody else was even on that floor, maybe even that wing of the building.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:42 am
by D3rP
Fuck yeah public masturbation? :joy:


It would seem so...



Aside from that, I heard, for the third time, someone use "It smells like piss and hotdog water".
:erm:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:49 am
by snipelfritz
D3rP wrote:Fuck yeah public masturbation? :joy:


It would seem so...



Aside from that, I heard, for the third time, someone use "It smells like piss and hotdog water".
:erm:

I never said I was proud of it or that I didn't cry the whole time :cry:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:23 am
by Eric!
SPOILER : show
I LOVE Kirbychorus

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:28 am
by Mudfuzz
SPOILER : show
I THINK SPOILERS ARE SILLY

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:39 am
by SPACERITUAL
what are spoilers supposed to be for and why do i see these stupid things allover now. They cause my eyes discomfort.Please stop with them.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:43 am
by Mudfuzz
They invoke lameness for the most part.
Then again...
SPOILER : show
Image

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:50 am
by Achtane
SPOILER : show
boobs do not work that way

why is she getting all horny from this english lesson anyway? OH SHIT, MAYBE THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY JAPANESE SONGS FEATURING RANDOM MANGLED ENGLISH WORDS! IT TURNS THEM ON!

I'll have to do more research into Japanese dating etiquette now...

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:52 am
by McSpunckle
Spoilers are fucking stupid. Both on ILF, and your shitty Toyota.

I used to be able to just scroll through threads leisurely, but noooo. I have to click the god damn "show" button.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:52 am
by htsamurai
McSpunckle wrote:Spoilers are fucking stupid. Both on ILF, and your shitty Toyota.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:55 am
by Achtane
McSpunckle wrote:Spoilers are fucking stupid. Both on ILF, and your shitty Toyota.

I used to be able to just scroll through threads leisurely, but noooo. I have to click the god damn "show" button.


lol look at this guy, thinks he's cool without a spoiler
enjoy missing out on the +50 horsies a good spoiler gives you

Actually i dislike the spoiler feature. I hope this thread doesn't get derailed.
edit: more than it has already

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:55 am
by snipelfritz
SPACERITUAL wrote:what are spoilers supposed to be for and why do i see these stupid things allover now. They cause my eyes discomfort.Please stop with them.

Confession: I typed out this whole long, strung-out post with like 8 layers of spoiler boxes, but it didn't work. It was like Inception mixed with being a total douche.