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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:46 am
by phantasmagorovich
Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.



You're living next to the Hitlers?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:10 am
by Achtane
phantasmagorovich wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.



You're living next to the Hitlers?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw[/youtube]

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:41 am
by Disarm D'arcy
phantasmagorovich wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.



You're living next to the Hitlers?


That was the intended joke. They're more like Les Bidochons but they are kinda the condo nazis. Last week: Adolf managed to knock on my door at 10pm to ask me to stop being noisy (I was lying on my bed with the cat and my iPad so yeah, it's obvious I was the culprit of his imaginary nuisance) ; Eva spied on me when I was talking with a friend outside of the building ; they lodged a complaint to the police station accusing a teenage girl who lives on our street for scratching their Lexus for fun with her friends, because that's what teenagers do and also because on the car there was HAIRS THE COLOR OF THE FAMILY PET SO YEAH IT'S OBVIOUS. SHERLOCK. Another week in the life of Adolf and Eva.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:14 am
by Twangasaurus
Disarm D'arcy wrote:condo nazis


That's definitely one for the band names thread.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:58 am
by UncleBBQ
Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:38 am
by spacelordmother
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


That's weird, you seem like a real catch.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:49 am
by phantasmagorovich
I have spent hours trying to decide on a guitar strap for the New Complexity. I can't seem to find anything. Somehow I'd like to find the guitar strap to end all straps.


(No, I haven't found it at Couch.)

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:58 am
by backwardsvoyager
phantasmagorovich wrote:I have spent hours trying to decide on a guitar strap for the New Complexity. I can't seem to find anything. Somehow I'd like to find the guitar strap to end all straps.


(No, I haven't found it at Couch.)

http://www.jaykco.com/

^ that is where i got my 'strap to end all straps'. i could gush about them all day. BEST STRAPS.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:14 am
by UncleBBQ
spacelordmother wrote:
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


That's weird, you seem like a real catch.


I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard. :picard:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:28 am
by spacelordmother
UncleBBQ wrote:
spacelordmother wrote:
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


That's weird, you seem like a real catch.


I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard. :picard:


Sorry I misinterpreted -- oh the joys of communication via text...

Hang in there, bro. :hug:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:48 am
by UncleBBQ
spacelordmother wrote:
UncleBBQ wrote:
spacelordmother wrote:
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


That's weird, you seem like a real catch.


I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard. :picard:


Sorry I misinterpreted -- oh the joys of communication via text...

Hang in there, bro. :hug:


S'all good my man! :hug:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:13 pm
by PetZounds
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


Yeah man, I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years as well.
It's super shitty, dude.
Hang in there. :hug:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:31 pm
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
weed candy is great

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:50 pm
by Achtane
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:weed candy is great

It would be awesome to work in the weed candy factory.
Those floor freebies.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:20 am
by UncleBBQ
PetZounds wrote:
UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.


Yeah man, I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years as well.
It's super shitty, dude.
Hang in there. :hug:


Shit ain't fun dude, you hang in there as well! :bear: :group: