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warwick.hoy wrote:My wife wants to be mummified in honey,...that sounds like an expensive chore I don't want to do, like going to the laundromat.

Mummified in honey? Are you Winnie the Pooh?

I know right.

She is big into Egyptology or at least was at one point in time,...the whole Flower of Life thing (I'm into the FOL as well). Somewhere along the line she heard that Honey was part of the mummification process and decided that honey was a powerful enough perservativbe that she wanted to be IDK I guess buried in it. I take it with a grain of salt though.

She also digs bees and I could honestly see myself getting into apiary.

To give you an idea of who we are dealing with this is my wife (do I regret posting these?).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU[/youtube]

That's actually cool though

your wife sounds AWESOME

if i were you i'd bury her in honey while she's still alive, if you get my drift

Achtane wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU[/youtube]

That's actually cool though

that was hilarious

Dude, if you do start getting into it, I'll totally buy honey off you so I can make mead.

bigchiefbc wrote:Dude, if you do start getting into it, I'll totally buy honey off you so I can make mead.

and baklava?

baklava is one of the things that keeps my gf from killing me. baklava is good.

unownunown wrote:your wife sounds AWESOME

She's the bee's knees.

I think we paid $150 for a "box",...somewhere around 10,000 bees. Amelia (my wife) and one of her friends made the initial investment and the friend had a friend with boxes, the extraction equipment etc. etc.

We were probably the least involved,...but wound up with about 5 gallons of honey.

I'm not sure if we still have a spot for the hive anymore though,...there was a little bit of a falling out between my wife and her friend.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo[/youtube]

Oh, and I hate not having broadband. Damn you 3g! That is for phones not computers.

snipelfritz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo[/youtube]

Oh, and I hate not having broadband. Damn you 3g! That is for phones not computers.

I like my women like I like my coffee, COVERED IN BEES!

tuffteef wrote:

Achtane wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU[/youtube]

That's actually cool though

that was hilarious

No fucking way! They just used this clip on Conan. It was an example of the worst possible Nicolas Cage movie.