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Strange Tales wrote: Well I mean fuck that paradigm shift. Death to weebs. Unless you're talking about people that watch that 3D generated porn? That stuff is funny, can't imagine shootin skeet because of it though.

The whole of VR. So I guess hentai would actually not be a part of that category.

I'm going the opposite way these days. I want my hair downstairs and extra roast beef. Saddens me that girls get parts of their labium minus removed for porn.

Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.

1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again

Could have been worse. Could have been a Reuben.

But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?
I wanna watch Reanimator.
I want a Reuben.

God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.

Although, that pretty describes my basic level of being at almost any time.

Achtane wrote:But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?

If you don't play Gong you can get the fuck out.

D.o.S. wrote:Could have been worse. Could have been a Reuben.

Sauerkraut Placenta.

That's our band.

I took that for granted.

We only do Captain Beefheart covers, though.

Jesus I have so much work to do. Why am I like this.

snipelfritz wrote:God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.

Also: very confused about this phrasing. Is the Italian beef dipped in pussy? Or you do want both pussy and a sandwich? Or are there other options I'm unaware of (I've been married for almost nine years; 'kids these days')?

I think he wants to try to finish the sandwich before the hot peppers in the pussy render him unable?

Ah right, 'firecrotch and crash.' I know that one.

Pussy is like fire, call her Ghost Pepper
Eat it like Pac-Man, game goes forever
I'm on i-love-fuzz, posting 'bout a broke dick
Got a burrito, but wish it was a sandwich

Invisible Man wrote:

$harkToootth wrote:Haven't fucked in three years

giner

I thought Shark's referencing of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory was particularly wonderful in context.

Invisible Man wrote:Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.

1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again

lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there


I thought i was going to have a rush of euphoria like johnny depp does in Blow but i missed the part when he was on a shitload of coke. i was like that's it???