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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:54 am
by Disarm D'arcy
echodeluxe wrote:
i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.
yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.
also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.
FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS
That headstock is creeping me out also.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:11 pm
by patrickviolence
echodeluxe wrote:
i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.
yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.
also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.
FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS
i think this is more "i went to berklee" than tone attorney
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:19 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
There was a meme about parkers being the default sign that the next band is about to blow ass. I played some that i actually kindof liked though. I think its kindof the same as jack purcells. Like theres nothing wrong with them as shoes, but everyone who wears them seems to be douchebags.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:35 pm
by dubkitty
Disarm D'arcy wrote:That headstock is creeping me out also.
between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:17 pm
by Jwar
dubkitty wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:That headstock is creeping me out also.
between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:49 pm
by AxAxSxS
dubkitty wrote:trace wrote:Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.
you're morally obligated to call it the SuperFly.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:03 pm
by Mudfuzz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtE5F6xohO4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QXC0IRnvA[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5IG7jKZNSA[/youtube]
on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:20 pm
by bob the r0bot
Mudfuzz wrote:
on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.
Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:49 pm
by cheesecats
bob the r0bot wrote:Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.
ric bass necks aren't set--they're through body. most of their guitar necks are set, but some are also through body.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:35 pm
by whiskey_face
fuck i liked most everything posted in this thread. except those monaquieieiopghv guitars. ffuck those.
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:27 pm
by bob the r0bot
Just fucking stop it Gibson
(list is $5000 btw)
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:05 pm
by backwardsvoyager
bob the r0bot wrote:Just fucking stop it Gibson
(list is $5000 btw)
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:27 am
by Mudfuzz
bob the r0bot wrote:Just fucking stop it Gibson
(list is $5000 btw)
but I'm SURE it will make you PLAY JUST LIKE PAGE
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:35 pm
by dubkitty
but Page McConnell plays keyboards...
Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:02 pm
by ryan summit
oh dude
im sure theres a stairway preset in there
what was them old casio jangles
bossa nova and rhombus,rhomba,rhumba
itll play stairway
i know it will