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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:40 pm
by Ryan
ILF SS is totally the best part of the holiday season... and all the beautiful gifts and snacks and friendships... *wipes away a tear*

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:47 pm
by fungalattack
so when do we get our assignments? because i want to start stalking them already...muuhhhhahaha!

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:19 pm
by behndy
CIRCLLEEEEEEE JERRRRRRK!!

.... it would be awesome to get one of the 3 grrLs on ILF in on this. then there'd be at least a BIT of Circle Rub instead of All Jerkin', All The Time.

........ just sayin'.

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:54 am
by ryan summit
i think you just scared them,and the one female guest away
circle rub?
im picturing that in my head and its not pretty.

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:08 am
by Jwar
Finally sent e-mail

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:52 am
by futuresailors
Hrmmm. Shall I end registration in like a week then? Give a little more stalky-stalky time?

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:57 am
by Jwar
futuresailors wrote:Hrmmm. Shall I end registration in like a week then? Give a little more stalky-stalky time?


But how we know who to stalk?

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:19 am
by futuresailors
When I close registration I'll do the ass signments.

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:30 am
by ryan summit
earlier would help us untrustworthy cretins to get our prezzzents out sooner
in time for the xmas reach around
i gotta go poke around 2011 and see whats doin
did i mention that i think this is the coolest thing on the internet
the one place where you can be safe givin your info to strangers
or is it?
did anyone ever bother to do a background check on futuresailors?
wait.oh shit
send me my email back
i dont want you knowin where i live
and promise me youll delete all traces of it from your computer,you psycho!!!
im fuckin pumped.X-MuuuuSSSS!im gonna go find a baby to shake

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:36 pm
by bronzetalon
Yea earlier is better for me so I can get my shiz out

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:09 pm
by ryan summit
ill volunteer
all late entrys can all just give stuff to me
takin one for the team
you know what a pain in the ass openin all those boxes is
gettin rid of all that gift wrap
yeah you know what
late entrys have to send cash
you dont get to stalk

(just to be clear this is not actually official rules of SS 2012,im just bein a dick)

Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:54 pm
by futuresailors
VERY WELL. REGISTRATION ENDS NEXT SUNDAY. MAYBE SOONER IF I FEEL LIKE IT. :surprise:

Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:41 pm
by fungalattack
hey wait a second there, i thought i signed up for a secret santa not a circle jerk but woah this might be cooler!

Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:44 pm
by behndy
SQUARE RUB.

OCTAGON RUB ONE IN OF DOOOOOOM.

don't be skeered Single Female ILF Rep'per. we lurrrrrrrv YOU.

*overly long eye contact*

Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:18 pm
by ryan summit
i know what im gettin behndy
hmm….scratch that
i have know idea what to get you
yer fuckin scary
id hate to be your nephew
youd scare me to pants pissing at xmas,all nogged up