So! I'm pretty bad at asking for stuff - I figure I'll just run down the list and answer as best as I can...
My pedal lineup is posted around these parts. I do like little noisemakers like shaker boxes or mini-synths to plug into my chain of doom. Also, I totally love funky little clones. And things that self-oscillate.
Have had a lot of shoulder problems this year, so a strap that could help with that would be a godsend.
No record player, and rarely listen to cds, but I do love the mp3s. Shock of shocks, but I dig shoegazer, metal and somebutnotall indie rock. I like my metal slow and fuzzy.
I wear large t-shirts and size 10.5 or 11 kicks.
I work in comics and can get my hands on a lot of stuff, but there's some random stuff that I'd dig. I've never got to read Elektra: Assassin, for example.
God's True Chocolate is Dark Chocolate, but other than that, I'm pretty open to random and local candies.
Not so much into the drugs, but I do love me some beer.
Also: I would donate a kidney or perhaps a child for a PLLone.

Hope this helps!