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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:07 am
by PetZounds
OH FUCK
I just remembered I changed my coworker's email signature like 2 months ago.
I never told him about it or fixed it.
It used to say "Knowledge is power. Use it well."
His signature now says "With great power comes great responsibility".
I meant to only leave it for like two days and tell him.
But it's been going on for so long, he's bound to be pissed if he finds out.
Haha, whoops.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:53 pm
by wafl
Don't worry, that's a pretty big improvement.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:32 pm
by ChetMagongalo
PetZounds wrote:OH FUCK
I just remembered I changed my coworker's email signature like 2 months ago.
I never told him about it or fixed it.
It used to say "Knowledge is power. Use it well."
His signature now says "With great power comes great responsibility".
I meant to only leave it for like two days and tell him.
But it's been going on for so long, he's bound to be pissed if he finds out.
Haha, whoops.
why would you ever tell him? the longer it goes the funnier it is
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:38 pm
by UncleBBQ
I want to punch everyone I work with right in the dick.
Except one lady who is a milf. I would fuck her, right in the pussy.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:27 am
by wafl
I love when crazy people get on the bus.
I like to think they stumbled upon some forbidden truth that drove them insane.
But its usually that they can no longer form an internal monologue due to brain damage which is great because I get to watch something that is usually hidden away.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:38 am
by leaves turn
outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:05 pm
by neonblack
leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.
I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.
I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:43 pm
by weed_killer
leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:37 pm
by leaves turn
weed_killer wrote:leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls
live cut on the UP special edition bootleg

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:54 pm
by UglyCasanova
weed_killer wrote:leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be Ice Age
Yes

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:43 pm
by Iommic Pope
neonblack wrote:leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.
I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.
I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.
Yeah man, I would avoid that.
Even the Australian Police raided like 25+ homes yesterday in relation to this Islamic State thing.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:12 pm
by weed_killer
leaves turn wrote:weed_killer wrote:leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls
live cut on the UP special edition bootleg


Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:22 pm
by snipelfritz
I lurve teh Joy Division.
Just gets better with every listen.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:55 am
by KaosCill8r
Iommic Pope wrote:neonblack wrote:leaves turn wrote:outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.
I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.
I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.
Yeah man, I would avoid that.
Even the Australian Police raided like 25+ homes yesterday in relation to this Islamic State thing.
Fear is a strange thing. I have a long beard also and take great pleasure in telling people i'm a Muslim, even though i'm not just to fuck with them. Living in a small Australian town full of xenophobic bigoted morons you have to make your fun anyway you can.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:05 pm
by kbit
80% of the time I take a shit its at work.
#payforit