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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:04 am
by Twangasaurus
I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:04 am
by D.o.S.
^Good luck with that dude.


jfrey wrote:The only problem I have found with having a nice wardrobe is my cleaning bills are fucking astronomical. Shirts are cheap, but everything else is ridiculous.


Next time I see you you'd best have a designer denim vest with some immaculate patches.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:10 am
by KaosCill8r
Twangasaurus wrote:I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

Good luck dude. It takes time though. It has taken me about three years but now it's almost down to my navel.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:16 am
by PetZounds
Twangasaurus wrote:I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.


Did someone challenge you to the ALS beard bucket challengeā„¢?
After a year are you gonna dump a bucket of your beard on yourself?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:19 am
by phantasmagorovich
PetZounds wrote:
Twangasaurus wrote:I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.


Did someone challenge you to the ALS beard bucket challengeā„¢?
After a year are you gonna dump a bucket of your beard on yourself?



That's a challenge I would take!

Whoever grows less hair in a year has to buy a pedal for the other.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:30 am
by PetZounds
I think a baby could beat me in that challenge.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:44 am
by Twangasaurus
No I grow the beard and it gets shaved and put in the bucket. We then line up cancer patients and put super glue on their heads. We drop the bucket and they recieve their new custom beard wigs and run a marathon to raise fund for prosthetics. We got a lot of the bases covered. We offend all the people.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:45 am
by skullservant
wtf

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:48 am
by phantasmagorovich
Twangasaurus wrote:No I grow the beard and it gets shaved and put in the bucket. We then line up cancer patients and put super glue on their heads. We drop the bucket and they recieve their new custom beard wigs and run a marathon to raise fund for prosthetics. We got a lot of the bases covered. We offend all the people.



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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:00 pm
by jfrey
I thoroughly enjoy when you shut someone down so hard with facts that they can't even respond to you.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:12 pm
by futuresailors
Can't happen in the hood.
Real "conversation" that was shouted on the street yesterday.
'SHUT UP BITCH. YOU A CRACKHEAD. FUCK YOU. SHUT UP YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH.' Shouted repeatedly the whole way down the block.
I think the crackhead bitch tried to say something, but she sounded like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:55 pm
by PetZounds
One time I overheard my neighbor's boyfriend arguing with her through her front door.
He was saying:
"Grow up.
You need to act like an adult.
You have a masters degree."

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:42 pm
by Iommic Pope
That stands in stark contrast to having an argument with a crackhead.

Middle class problems.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:12 am
by Andrew
I've been listening to a lot of Dream Theater in the past week.

:erm:

I didn't think it's been that long since I've last gotten laid.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:01 am
by tuffteef
futuresailors wrote:Can't happen in the hood.
Real "conversation" that was shouted on the street yesterday.
'SHUT UP BITCH. YOU A CRACKHEAD. FUCK YOU. SHUT UP YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH.' Shouted repeatedly the whole way down the block.
I think the crackhead bitch tried to say something, but she sounded like the teacher from Charlie Brown.



:lol: