The Confessions Thread

[Twangasaurus]

I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

[D.o.S.]

^Good luck with that dude.

The only problem I have found with having a nice wardrobe is my cleaning bills are fucking astronomical. Shirts are cheap, but everything else is ridiculous.

Next time I see you you'd best have a designer denim vest with some immaculate patches.

[KaosCill8r]

I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

Good luck dude. It takes time though. It has taken me about three years but now it's almost down to my navel.

[PetZounds]

I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

Did someone challenge you to the ALS beard bucket challenge™?
After a year are you gonna dump a bucket of your beard on yourself?

[phantasmagorovich]

I'm goin' full cave man style. I ain't shavin for a whole year starting today! No trimmin', no carvin' a neckline, nothun'.

Did someone challenge you to the ALS beard bucket challenge™?
After a year are you gonna dump a bucket of your beard on yourself?

That's a challenge I would take!

Whoever grows less hair in a year has to buy a pedal for the other.

[PetZounds]

I think a baby could beat me in that challenge.

[Twangasaurus]

No I grow the beard and it gets shaved and put in the bucket. We then line up cancer patients and put super glue on their heads. We drop the bucket and they recieve their new custom beard wigs and run a marathon to raise fund for prosthetics. We got a lot of the bases covered. We offend all the people.

[skullservant]

wtf

[phantasmagorovich]

No I grow the beard and it gets shaved and put in the bucket. We then line up cancer patients and put super glue on their heads. We drop the bucket and they recieve their new custom beard wigs and run a marathon to raise fund for prosthetics. We got a lot of the bases covered. We offend all the people.

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[jfrey]

I thoroughly enjoy when you shut someone down so hard with facts that they can't even respond to you.

[futuresailors]

Can't happen in the hood.
Real "conversation" that was shouted on the street yesterday.
'SHUT UP BITCH. YOU A CRACKHEAD. FUCK YOU. SHUT UP YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH.' Shouted repeatedly the whole way down the block.
I think the crackhead bitch tried to say something, but she sounded like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

[PetZounds]

One time I overheard my neighbor's boyfriend arguing with her through her front door.
He was saying:
"Grow up.
You need to act like an adult.
You have a masters degree."

[Iommic Pope]

That stands in stark contrast to having an argument with a crackhead.

Middle class problems.

[Andrew]

I've been listening to a lot of Dream Theater in the past week.



I didn't think it's been that long since I've last gotten laid.

[tuffteef]

Can't happen in the hood.
Real "conversation" that was shouted on the street yesterday.
'SHUT UP BITCH. YOU A CRACKHEAD. FUCK YOU. SHUT UP YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH.' Shouted repeatedly the whole way down the block.
I think the crackhead bitch tried to say something, but she sounded like the teacher from Charlie Brown.