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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:38 am
by KaosCill8r
Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.
That's a welcome mat on OxyContin laziness level. Mmmmm could really go some OxyContin bout now.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:33 pm
by PetZounds
Confession:
A coworker of mine has a quote in his email signature.
I don't really like when people do that.
I think it's kind of silly and unprofessional.
Anyway, the quote is:
"Knowledge is power. Use it well."
Which isn't even, like, a cool quote or anything.
Anyway, he left his email open today when he left.
I hopped on and changed his signature.
The quote now reads:
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:08 pm
by weed_killer
should've used the classic: "A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?"
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:28 pm
by jfrey
I regularly get annoyed with people for giving me reasons to think badly of them.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:34 pm
by D.o.S.
jfrey wrote:I regularly get annoyed with people for giving me reasons to think badly of them.
Hot roommate starting to wear real clothes?
Let us weep.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:53 pm
by Chankgeez
I do confess that this is the bestest page evar.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:47 am
by jfrey
D.o.S. wrote:jfrey wrote:I regularly get annoyed with people for giving me reasons to think badly of them.
Hot roommate starting to wear real clothes?
Let us weep.
Lol no.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:21 am
by spacelordmother
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:29 pm
by phantasmagorovich
I confess to having watched Jurassic Park on saturday. I liked it so much I watched pt. 2 on sunday. That taught me.
Seeing Neutral Milk Hotel almost made me cry. Jeff Mangum is a genius.
Also I was supposed to meet a girl at that show. We did not find each other. We will try again when Thurston Moore's new band comes through.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:46 pm
by foomanfat
I've been spoiled by seedless watermelons.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:52 pm
by UglyCasanova
I've played guitar for 10 years and know no guitar theory, and don't care much for learning it either. Trail and error. Way of the road, boys.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:40 am
by spacelordmother
The fucking way she goes.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:29 am
by UglyCasanova
Now I need to rewatch TPB!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:27 am
by Moustache_Bash
spacelordmother wrote:The fucking way she goes.
BA HAHAHAHA! I was going to post this after reading that post. You guys rule

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:09 am
by Achtane
When I was a kid my mom got me one of those wired "RC" type cars (that either goes forward or reverses while turning) for Christmas or my birthday or somethin'. They're kinda lame.
Anyway, I've always felt guilty about only having messed around with it a couple of times.