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McSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.

"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.

I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impress

Wes Mantooth wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.

"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.

I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impress

The thought that the house might not be clean and that some might stop over gives me anxiety. So, the house is always clean and organized, and I'm always wound like a spring...

Chankgeez wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote: She said Sarah Michelle Gellar was a bitch.

Yeah, I'd expect as much. Just look at 'er. Needs more corpse paint.

I see what you're doing there.....



















And I like it.

Trying to convince my wife to get something different than a landing strip next time she gets waxed. Bestest thing I could come up with was the Pi symbol.

She's not going for it

Iommic Pope wrote:Trying to convince my wife to get something different than a landing strip next time she gets waxed. Bestest thing I could come up with was the Pi symbol.

She's not going for it

Tell her that getting the landing strip makes her hoohaw look like hitler. Who says you can't use hitler to win arguments in the real world like you can online.

Hmmmm....worth a shot.
Thanks!

Sometimes I look at my setup, with all its wires and cables running everywhere, and wonder why it's never turned into an electrical fire.

wfs1234 wrote:Sometimes I look at my setup, with all its wires and cables running everywhere, and wonder why it's never turned into an electrical fire.

Me too!
but with my house

Got some money in the paypal and BST is hopping, but...

I think maybe I'm saving up for an engagement ring? FUCK MAN I DON'T KNOW LIFE IS FUCKING WEIRD.

dude engagement rings aren't pedge!!

spacelordmother wrote:Got some money in the paypal and BST is hopping, but...

I think maybe I'm saving up for an engagement ring? FUCK MAN I DON'T KNOW LIFE IS FUCKING WEIRD.

Is it gonna be true bypass?

I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.

Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.

That's not lazy, that's efficient.

Sometimes I eat pasta with my hands because using a fork means having to wash said fork. They get cheese stuck to them and you have to scrub them and uugghhh why even bother.

Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.

dude bowls are easier to wash than measuring cups and you don't need to wash the measuring cup if you only used it for water anyway

you also totally don't need to cook quick oats, just eat 'em raw and skip a step