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Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 9:23 pm
by $harkToootth
For a visual...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW34uFCz9jo[/youtube]
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:04 pm
by scienceman
My dick isn't on hiatus it quit and ran away.
I just spent the night with this girl. Went to dinner and a movie, the whole thing. She wouldn't stop talking about being vegan and male privilege. Then I slept at her place, in her bed somehow. I didn't want to go make her uncomfortable so I didn't try anything. Then the next morning she starts acting really shitty and I left because I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
So I'm done, I don't understand women, I'm gay now.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:08 pm
by $harkToootth
scienceman wrote:I'm gay now.
I'll be gay too! This can be us.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsQE1z0yPg&[/youtube]
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:12 pm
by $harkToootth
Odd, the other one did not embed but this will give you an idea.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzaWVy0lt0[/youtube]
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:14 pm
by scienceman
$harkToootth wrote:scienceman wrote:I'm gay now.
I'll be gay too! This can be us.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsQE1z0yPg&[/youtube]
I saw the original, which is amazing. I don't think my hair is good enough though.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:30 pm
by comesect2.0
dude yepyep scienceman...left this morning from a acquaintance i must say's apt...went there last night waited for 4 or more hours...woman wouldnt pick up phone, said she was on wayat 10pm....got super drunk, she walks in at 4a.m with an excuse...then wants me to do her...so i did twice...and it was like fuckin a dead corpse...then the plans we had to for today i was like no way after bullshitting me with not telling me straight youll be out with whoever....so i shall die alone in this world, gettin older...harder to find decent women...so i go back to nasty fat ****s! then ask myself what did you excpet from somone who doesnt know how to clean up after ones self and lives in a self made rathole with no self respect or awarness of how a lady should be but talks highly of herself, flat out nasty...i fucked a corpse...its like i told her ride me but she rather lay there like a lazy gelatinous mass. im done...no more gettin my dick wet....sadness. im gay now.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:32 pm
by Iommic Pope
Ill chalk that up as a win for Chuck Darwin.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:33 pm
by scienceman
comesect2.0 wrote:dude yepyep scienceman...left this morning from a acquaintance i must say's apt...went there last night waited for 4 or more hours...woman wouldnt pick up phone, said she was on wayat 10pm....got super drunk, she walks in at 4a.m with an excuse...then wants me to do her...so i did twice...and it was like fuckin a dead corpse...then the plans we had to for today i was like no way after bullshitting me with not telling me straight youll be out with whoever....so i shall die alone in this world, gettin older...harder to find decent women...so i go back to nasty fat ****s! then ask myself what did you excpet from somone who doesnt know how to clean up after ones self and lives in a self made rathole with no self respect or awarness of how a lady should be but talks highly of herself, flat out nasty...i fucked a corpse...its like i told her ride me but she rather lay there like a lazy gelatinous mass. im done...no more gettin my dick wet....sadness. im gay now.
Um wow. I'm pretty bitter but what?
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 pm
by comesect2.0
total darwin..."ARE WE NOT MEN! NO! WE ARE NOT MEN, WE ARE ANIMAL!" "WHAT IS THE LAW!"
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:37 pm
by jrfox92
Iommic Pope wrote:Ill chalk that up as a win for Chuck Darwin.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:42 pm
by JonnyAngle
Are we not men?
We are ILF!
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:43 pm
by $harkToootth
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:43 pm
by popvulture
scienceman wrote:comesect2.0 wrote:dude yepyep scienceman...left this morning from a acquaintance i must say's apt...went there last night waited for 4 or more hours...woman wouldnt pick up phone, said she was on wayat 10pm....got super drunk, she walks in at 4a.m with an excuse...then wants me to do her...so i did twice...and it was like fuckin a dead corpse...then the plans we had to for today i was like no way after bullshitting me with not telling me straight youll be out with whoever....so i shall die alone in this world, gettin older...harder to find decent women...so i go back to nasty fat ****s! then ask myself what did you excpet from somone who doesnt know how to clean up after ones self and lives in a self made rathole with no self respect or awarness of how a lady should be but talks highly of herself, flat out nasty...i fucked a corpse...its like i told her ride me but she rather lay there like a lazy gelatinous mass. im done...no more gettin my dick wet....sadness. im gay now.
Um wow. I'm pretty bitter but what?
I still can't believe he's back dropping that shit. Come the fuck on, dude.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:49 pm
by Chankgeez
JonnyAngle wrote:Are we not men?
We are ILF! DEVO
FTFY
D - E - V - O
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:50 pm
by $harkToootth
Anyone who likes DEVO should check out THE CONEHEADS. I've had them on heavy rotation the past few months. Them and GRIEF (not like DEVO what so ever).
