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DarkAxel wrote:

futuresailors wrote:Fuck lucky strikes. You've got those Smart's or whatever. You know, the mini ones that are like 60 crowns and have like twice the nicotine and everything?

oh shit, you mean Starts... they're way nasty

i've been smoking Marlboro core flavour lately (you know - the red/black half slims) and have nothing to complaint about

That's them! Things are naaassstttyyyyy. Like the ebonic way.

Also, I was just flossing and felt a couple flecks of grit, and now when I rub my tongue against where my teeth meet it feels weird and rough. I think my teeth are crumbling.

I am more than mildly irritated that I have to write a second paper in Global Business Ethics (Spring B) before the first one is returned. How am I able to gauge my writing to the Professors preferences...that Bitch.

If I were in Metallica I would release a followup to Cliff 'Em All and call it Fuck 'Em All and send a copy of it to EVERYONE I KNOW.

This is because I lost another filling last night, the third in 6 months. Can you imagine if something bad actually happened to me? I WOULD KILL EVERYTHING.

brought a pedal i was shipping out to school, and left it there.

Today I got an $88 dollar ticket because my friend was giving me directions and told me to turn down a one way street. I was going the wrong way. There was a cop parked there waiting for people to do the exact thing.

i'm hungry and want barbeque, but nowhere good makes it. gonna have to do my own

so i'm listening to alexisonfire while working on my project, and this hot girl looks over at my computer and goes "OMG YOU LISTEN TO ALEXISONFIRE?" so we start talking about music and stuff, and she tells me to wait a second, and she starts to take off her sweatshirt, so i'm thinking, wtf is going on? is she gonna show me her tits in class? but then she takes off her sweatshirt and she's wearing an....

wait for it...

ATTACK ATTACK SHIRT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i'm listening to alexisonfire while working on my project, and this hot girl looks over at my computer and goes "OMG YOU LISTEN TO ALEXISONFIRE?" so we start talking about music and stuff, and she tells me to wait a second, and she starts to take off her sweatshirt, so i'm thinking, wtf is going on? is she gonna show me her tits in class? but then she takes off her sweatshirt and she's wearing an....

wait for it...

ATTACK ATTACK SHIRT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

FUCK DAT SHIT

aw dude i'm sorry

thanks guys. feel free to donate to my disaster relief fund if you really want to help out though. good vibes only count for so much

hint hint

I really need to stop forgetting my passwords/using gibberish as my security question answers. USPS locked me out and refused to accept pictures of cute cats as a bribe.

I mean, come on, this is the cutest cat ever and they still wouldn't send me a password reset link without knowing my security questions:

B'AWWWWWWWW

coughed up some blood mucus. fuck me.

I have a terrible weedover

and i have kind of a date tonight not much energy

plus my ex has been bothering my best friends with messages like "He doesn't love me anymore, does he..."... thanks, girl, that's really great

i got shampoo in my eye last night. stung like fuck. got out of the shower and my entire eye was blood red and swollen. fun stuff