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maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i cant believe how far ive gone by writing essays with google books
ive never even read the books i cite. I just read the free parts and force it to work as a cite

Dude like citations are sooooooo bullshit. I did this with 85% of all of my essays even when i got actual books, I'd just find a paragraph i could twist to support my argument and paraphrase or cite in text even if it was taken completely out of context .

Eh, it's not like they check that shit.

Twangasaurus wrote:

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i cant believe how far ive gone by writing essays with google books
ive never even read the books i cite. I just read the free parts and force it to work as a cite

Dude like citations are sooooooo bullshit. I did this with 85% of all of my essays even when i got actual books, I'd just find a paragraph i could twist to support my argument and paraphrase or cite in text even if it was taken completely out of context .

Eh, it's not like they check that shit.

depends on the lecturer marking it
i have some who are like to a t check margin spacing size 12 all that bullshit
and are like DATE WAS IN WRONG PLACE IN CITE MINUS 5% kinda shit

PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!!

tuffteef wrote:

Twangasaurus wrote:

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i cant believe how far ive gone by writing essays with google books
ive never even read the books i cite. I just read the free parts and force it to work as a cite

Dude like citations are sooooooo bullshit. I did this with 85% of all of my essays even when i got actual books, I'd just find a paragraph i could twist to support my argument and paraphrase or cite in text even if it was taken completely out of context .

Eh, it's not like they check that shit.

depends on the lecturer marking it
i have some who are like to a t check margin spacing size 12 all that bullshit
and are like DATE WAS IN WRONG PLACE IN CITE MINUS 5% kinda shit

Best idea I've ever heard: quote from obscure books, check out the only copy of the book that's in the school library. Keep it until the end of the semester so that no one can actually check your source.

Grrface

tuffteef wrote:depends on the lecturer marking it
i have some who are like to a t check margin spacing size 12 all that bullshit
and are like DATE WAS IN WRONG PLACE IN CITE MINUS 5% kinda shit

Damn bro, on long papers I used to change all the periods to 14 pt font just to make the whole thing a little longer.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNg5Xfn76C4[/youtube]

negative they make sure theres one copy that cant be loaned out and has to stay there
i was listening to segment on the radio the other day getting people to call in to say how they fluked there essays in uni and they said the fullstop enlarging thing to extend the word count too

it's the furtiveness that really makes that shot. "iiiiiiiiiiii'm ALMOST 3/4 of the way through the cake...i can finish this before OH GODDAMIT."

I feel like I know that guy.

LOOK AT THIS WEIRD-ASS BIRD.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0M8pZnNlnI[/youtube]
THOSE AREN'T EVEN BIRD NOISES, BIRD.

Achtane wrote:LOOK AT THIS WEIRD-ASS BIRD.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0M8pZnNlnI[/youtube]
THOSE AREN'T EVEN BIRD NOISES, BIRD.

the real question is evolution or god is a perv that put boobs on male birds?

You can say the same thing about quite a few fat dudes.