The Confessions Thread

[zeravla]

My confession: I read this thread but I'm too scared to post in it.

[snipelfritz]

People be all whoa I know what I want to do with my life/ have jobs / hobbies they love doing. I hope to have that one day settling for a job that just pays the bills seems depressing. Unsure if I'm good enough at anything to persue it as a form of employment passionately but guess I have plenty of time to try. Still terrifying I just want to worry about getting tattoos and guitars and music stuff and ladies and eating spicy food and nice coffee and ocassionally smoking weed. Sighs.

Buddy-boo I keep forgetting you are back here. We should grab some spicy food some time and maybe smoke weed. And ladies and nice coffee too. Come to mke we can catch some bands or something.

[Iommic Pope]

My prac is going abysmally.
For the first time in a long time I want to kill myself.

I feel ashamed to feel like this as I love my family, but I don't know what to do if I fail them like this.
This year as been hell on myself and them. I don't want it to be for nothing.

Edit: resume funny shit now.

[snipelfritz]

I haven't been sleeping lately because of these stray cats that are always fucking outside my window. It's not the noise that bothers me, it just reminds me of how lonely I am.

I'm trying to write stand up comedy.

[Iommic Pope]

That made me laugh. You must be doing it right.

[PanicProne]

+1

[D.o.S.]

That made me laugh. You must be doing it right.

[PetZounds]

Confession:

I have the week off from work.
I'm staying at my (long-distance) girlfriend's apartment for the week.
She doesn't have off from work, so she's gone during the day.
Her new roommate, however, is always here.
They don't talk much, and for whatever reason, my girlfriend didn't tell her I'd be here.
She knows I'm here, of course, but they didn't discuss it in explicit terms.

So I'm terrified to be in the kitchen or something in case she would walk in.
I don't want to have to explain why I'm here and stuff.
Or worse, startle her or otherwise catch her unawares.
So instead, I lurk in my girlfriend's room most of the day.
I believe this likely just perpetuates my creepiness.

[chuckjaywalk]

I have a Facebook friend who I picked up along the way and I only keep her because her insane rants make me giggle.

[PetZounds]

I have a Facebook friend who I picked up along the way and I only keep her because her insane rants make me giggle.

I am Facebook friends with an Austrian guy who has the same name as me.
I don't understand anything he posts.
Most of the pictures of him are shirtless.
And he always likes my statuses/pictures of my girlfriend.

[ChetMagongalo]

I'm friends with a guy on FB who has my name. He's a black dude who lives in Flordia, we actually share similiar interests haha. he seems like a cool dude

[PetZounds]

I'm friends with a guy on FB who has my name. He's a black dude who lives in Flordia, we actually share similiar interests haha. he seems like a cool dude

There's someone else named Chet Magongalo??

[ChetMagongalo]

[01010111]

if there is, I will kill him myself.
there will only ever be one

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs[/youtube]

[snipelfritz]

I got up just about 5 pm today and have be sitting around on the couch drinking alone since.