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The Hayek Gif,...you beat my long winded post


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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
behndy wrote:
Ummm...what were we talking about again???
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warwick.hoy wrote:The Hayek Gif,...you beat my long winded post
Hahaha. Yeah.
And fuckin' A to Selma.
And Rihanna just spoke on some stupid show my wife was watching....have you heard her speak?....or sing?
I think I'd have beat her, too. Shi'it.
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I think I'd have her beat me off too. Shi'it.

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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Tigerbass wrote:behndy wrote:
Ummm...what were we talking about again???
yah. lol. i had this long winded reply to Jamezors calling gentle bullshit on some of his points and agreeing with others but.... really.... fucking huge wiggly things on a beautiful layday.
MEOWOUR.
also, this really cute tiny. ABC grrL that was taking pictures at this show last night was wearing a stretchy dress, apparently with no drahs, and contorted to get a shot while leaning against the stage and flashed her immacuatly shaved and near prepubescent looking vagoo for almost a minute. i'm about the only one that caught it, and i damn near picked her up, muttered, "we make BABIES", then carried her off.
i.... havna had booty for awhile and i could actually feel my penis grow faint with hunger.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
behndy wrote:also, this really cute tiny. ABC grrL that was taking pictures at this show last night was wearing a stretchy dress, apparently with no drahs, and contorted to get a shot while leaning against the stage and flashed her immacuatly shaved and near prepubescent looking vagoo for almost a minute. i'm about the only one that caught it, and i damn near picked her up, muttered, "we make BABIES", then carried her off.
i.... havna had booty for awhile and i could actually feel my penis grow faint with hunger.
Reminds me of when I went with a few buddies to see Lords of Acid back when I was in college. We were front-center, right up against the stage. The singer chick was wearing a crazy short dress, and panty hose with no panties under them. She spent half the show with one foot up on the monitor, so we spent an hour staring at her snatch.
EDIT:: It was this chick:
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Bass Players: Checking Out Vaginas
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they... they ARE awesome.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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bigchiefbc wrote:...She spent half the show with one foot up on the monitor, so we spent an hour staring at her snatch...
On the other end of that spectrum...I saw Hole once back when they were still a decent band (and had Melissa Auf der Maur on bass...OH my...). Courtney, wearing a thrift-shop-looking tea dress, spent most of the show with a foot up on her monitor and those in front got a clear view of...her granny panties. White. Full coverage. Boring. I kept hoping that Melissa would try that pose...no luck there, tho.
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behndy wrote:they... they ARE awesome.
I remember the first time I saw one.
First I was like:
Then I was like:
Now I'm like: 
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Ugh, at least she was wearing panties. It's horrifying to imagine Courtney's drug-addled diseased vag.
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Achtane wrote:I can hit it with a Blowing Up and it'll just sound awesome instead of like capacitors farting into each others' dicks.
Achtane wrote:srsly?last.fm wrote:Zs makes music that is variously categorized as no-wave, post-jazz, brutal-chamber, brutal-prog, and post minimalist.
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Moustache_Bash wrote:behndy wrote:they... they ARE awesome.
I remember the first time I saw one.
First I was like:Then I was like:
Now I'm like:
All that from seeing your first bass player? Fuck man.

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bigchiefbc wrote:Ugh, at least she was wearing panties. It's horrifying to imagine Courtney's drug-addled diseased vag.
Good point, that.
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
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NOT a good movie, but i'm watching Samurai Princess right now. pretty sure i already saw the best scene in the first ten minutes, which is the first scen in this trailer within the first 10 SECONDS.....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctXBVbbDWo[/youtube]
yep. she just removed her robot titties, clicked them together into "Breast Grenades" and destroyed somebody's head by chucking them at her.
even shitty movies have at least ONE scene i was happy to see. Japanese shitty movies usually have a dozen. yay!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctXBVbbDWo[/youtube]
yep. she just removed her robot titties, clicked them together into "Breast Grenades" and destroyed somebody's head by chucking them at her.
even shitty movies have at least ONE scene i was happy to see. Japanese shitty movies usually have a dozen. yay!
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That's pussy shit. Listen to this manly shit I'm up to.
I'm apparently going to Josh Ledet's homecoming American Idol concert thing a majinger. He's actually from like 4-5 miles from my house and my wife taught at Westlake High School when he was there. She says she remembers him. Anyways, I had to wait outside in a line for two hours to get tickets to this free concert that sold out pretty quickly. Big shit for these parts. He seems cool, though.
I'm apparently going to Josh Ledet's homecoming American Idol concert thing a majinger. He's actually from like 4-5 miles from my house and my wife taught at Westlake High School when he was there. She says she remembers him. Anyways, I had to wait outside in a line for two hours to get tickets to this free concert that sold out pretty quickly. Big shit for these parts. He seems cool, though.
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