Re: I want a Science Amplifier
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:45 am
So the ball is rolling, science cab here I come
Bellyheart wrote:Sweet nectar! Get that sweet sine wave logo on it.
Holy shit yes.casecandy wrote:Maybe we should want blues lawyers to buy these...?waltdogg wrote:I think you read to much into my initial comment. I was making fun of the fact a blues lawyer could *possibly* buy it.
INT. CONDO
BLUES LAWYER walks in the door carrying a large assortment of guitar gear, including a very large wooden amplifier head, a 200W Mother. BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE is reading an issue of Martha Stewart Living while FRANCESCA, their live-in maid, makes spaghetti sauce at the stove.
BLUES LAWYER
Honey, I'm home!
BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE
Did you have fun at the guitar store?
BLUES LAWYER
Sure did!
BLUE LAWYER'S WIFE
(feigning excitement as one might with a child) What did you pick up? Another OD? (excitedly) How transparent is this one?!
FRANCESCA rolls her eyes.
BLUES LAWYER
No, no, honey, the strangest thing happened today! There was a new salesman. He had on... one of those leather jackets with no sleeves...
BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE followed a bunch of Hell's Angels in the late 1970s, wherein, uh... let's just say the Harleys weren't the only bikes around.
BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE
A cut, dear.
BLUES LAWYER
Yeah, a cut! It said "Electric Wizard" on it...? Anyway, he said, this thing is better than the drip-edge Vibrolux I was looking at. He said that it "dooms"...? I wonder what that means? (pause) Look! It says "S C I E N C E"! It must use the power of science to make über-transparent tones!
BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE
Turn it on!
BLUES LAWYER
Sure thing!
BLUES LAWYER grabs a mint '61 Les Paul off the wall and plugs it into the amp with a cryogenically-treated Mogami cable and turns the power switch on. He hesitates momentarily before decidedly strumming a single Em chord. Instantly, FRANCESCA and her stove are blown across the condo, everyone's vision obscured in a haze of blinding hot spaghetti sauce. The issue of Martha Stewart Living is disintegrated in BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE's hands. Everyone's ears begin to bleed and although they cannot be heard over the oscillating thrum, it is apparent that BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE and FRANCESCA are screaming. Shelves of legal tomes and bamboo plants collapse. The condo is destroyed and, as the sound begins to fade away, we are left in the middle of a heap of shattered drywall, designer clothing, and artisanal cheese serving implements.
BLUES LAWYER'S WIFE
This is the last straw! (wiping spaghetti sauce out of her eyes) I have entertained your guitar obsession for too long. I was with you when you bought the '53 Goldtop... I was with you when you bought the Dumble... but this is ridiculous. Come on Francesca, help me pack. We're getting a divorce.
BLUES LAWYER
(standing, breathing in a heavy, but measured, fashion, looking at the Mother) It's okay, honey. I've got a new wife now.
...it could happen

Bellyheart wrote:Just get it.
This.Bellyheart wrote:From talking to him, nothing is a straight up clone I believe. Most are pieces of one thing combined with another.
I could be wrong though.
Just get it.