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Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 2:11 am**

I love it when you post funny things because your avatar laughs at them.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 4:26 am**

oh my gawd.

Booze and food and booze and food and booze and food and booze.

Occasionally women.

But that right there is my life.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 1:51 pm**

I keep reading "bulkie roll" as "bukkake roll". I'm afraid to order my sandwich now.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 1:58 pm**

Watch out for the mayo dude.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 4:23 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 4:29 pm**

I watched a documentary about that earlier this semester. Microsoft fucking corporately raped the shit out of them.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 2:14 am**

Navigator reminds me of elementary school computer class. They had that on all of the computers.

Coincidentally that would've been roughly 97-01.

Oh my sweet jesus it's 1:10 in the AM Monday and I'm still hung over from Saturday. This was bad. I also made a bad and drove home (then drank more at home I wasn't at maximum drunkeness when I drove, but probably still shouldn't have). But it was a good night. I saw some bands play and got a BJ from a rando.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 2:35 am**

Where did said BJ take place?

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 3:11 am**

kbithecrowing wrote:Where did said BJ take place?

Backseat of her car. :animal:

Had I had a condom on me it would've been more, but whatevs. A nut busted is a nut busted I suppose.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 3:28 am**

FOR YOU YA SELFISH BASTARD

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 3:37 am**

kbithecrowing wrote:FOR YOU YA SELFISH BASTARD

Hey, there was reciprocation!

In fact, she was reciprocating me at that point.

So yeah...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2exZurfc[/youtube]
fer seriously.

The more I listen to The Beach Boys the more I like anything that isn't Pet Sounds and the more I hate Pet Sounds.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 4:01 am**

Awww yeah. What a gentleman.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 3:51 pm**

snipelfritz wrote:
kbithecrowing wrote:Where did said BJ take place?

Backseat of her car.

Had I had a condom on me it would've been more, but whatevs. A nut busted is a nut busted I suppose.

Snipez does not deign to Raw Dog Randos.