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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:18 am
by SPACERITUAL
IEatCats wrote:maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
"Hey bitch, I want to make you a nice dinner, then stick my pinky in your butthole."
HOW ABOUT I RAIL YOU TILL IM BORED THEN YOU LEAVE.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:10 am
by TroySanders
I have a feeling im not going to be working at this job much longer. I really want to die right now. bleh.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:15 am
by dubkitty
hang in there...tomorrow can be better. and i have it on good authority from people who've had heart attacks and other deadly conditions that dying is highly overrated and life is preferable by comparison. feel free to remind me of this the next time i get on that tip myself. please don't take me wrong...i know how it feels.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:45 am
by DuoSonicII
If the female is over 12, the status applies only to virgins.
WHAAAAAAA?
So, like, if she's 12, it's cool as long as somebody else statuatory-raped her first? Wow. WOW.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:09 am
by DuoSonicII
SPACERITUAL wrote:How the fuck am i depressed as soon as i wake up. fuck.
dubkitty wrote:it's how depression works. i can't tell you how often i wake up and the first words out of my mouth are "oh, fuck you" or "i hate my life." it's one of the items in our Startup Menu. i've learned to contradict myself: to say "no, i don't hate EVERYTHING about my life, i hate a FEW very specific things." cognitive shit, you know? it's irritating, but it helps.
Waking up is usually the worst part of the day, by far. When I had it bad, sleeping was like the one time you didn't have to be depressed/anxious/whatever. You wake up from a kickass dream and go, "Oh yeah, real life again. Shit."
Hang in there bro.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:51 am
by SPACERITUAL
Today im going to let the doctors put their primitive earthen cameras up my asshole to search for cancer and whatnot again.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:54 am
by dubkitty
and they aren't even going to let you ride in the spaceship, are they?
wait...you're way too young for that. what gives? if i'm not overstepping to ask.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:56 am
by SPACERITUAL
Space help whatever pathetic being informs me that my earthshell has colorectal cancer.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:38 am
by DarkAxel
Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:23 am
by Fuzzy Fred
SPACERITUAL wrote:IEatCats wrote:maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
"Hey bitch, I want to make you a nice dinner, then stick my pinky in your butthole."
HOW ABOUT I RAIL YOU TILL IM BORED THEN YOU LEAVE.
TRAIN AND RAIL? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE...
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:46 pm
by Achtane
DarkAxel wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
SAUSAGINA
I DON'T LIKE THIS IMAGERY AT ALL
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:49 pm
by theavondon
SPACERITUAL wrote:Space help whatever pathetic being informs me that my earthshell has colorectal cancer.
Wait
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:24 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
DarkAxel wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
you had me up until you wrote sausagina...
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:09 pm
by dubkitty
i didn't get the job i interviewed for. i haven't worked in a year and a half. fuck. nobody's ever going to want me again.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:17 pm
by TroySanders
Fuzzy Fred wrote:DarkAxel wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
you had me up until you wrote sausagina...
sausagina sounds awesome as long as it doesnt have fennel in it
