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TroySanders wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left

fuck

youre cray.

but like, she's almost 5 years younger than i am

15 is the new 20

At 15 i had two statch cases a lambo an MBA and i could slice glaciers in half with lazers from my nips.





HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT TO DO CHORES AND BE A TEENAGE GIRL WHO TALKS BACK AND THINKS SHE KNOW EVERYTHING I FUCKING RAISED YOU TO BE BETTER THAN YOU ARE FUCKING GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO BE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

TroySanders wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left

fuck

youre cray.

but like, she's almost 5 years younger than i am

Its not about You - 5 = Girl. It's about 18 - 3 = Girl.

My last two girlfriends were 6 and 10 years younger than me, respectively.

like, there's still a lower limit. 15 is kind of gross.

when you get older, you might regret not doing it, then again though, perhaps not.

15 seems young, but so is 20.

Someone thats 72 with someone thats 67 doesnt seem so weird.

terminalvertigo wrote:when you get older, you might regret not doing it, then again though, perhaps not.

15 seems young, but so is 20.

Someone thats 72 with someone thats 67 doesnt seem so weird.

ok, but look at percentages. she's 25% younger than me.

67 is not 25% younger than 72.

true.

But the difference between the ages isnt changing. they are going up in a linear fashion.



is 3/4 the same as 75/100? the %'s are different as well.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Also what do you mean he was playing with a firearm like it was a toy? And how was he showing disrespect for them? I dont know what the fuck he was on about EXPLODING HOLLOW POINT ROUNDS but i see no other misuse of or ignorance about the firearm in question.

What I mean is this. You fire a gun for two reasons:

1.) For sport in a safe environment.

2.) To defend yourself or others.

You never fire a gun to make a point to someone. Especially not to your children. It's a disrespect for the destructive power of a firearm because he's just using it as a disciplining tool.

At least that's how I was raised (by a dad who comes from a family where hunting was often the only way they got food).

band dramas! my friend asked if he could set up a show with my band, went ahead with it, got it all set up with us headlining, then his band, and one more... then his band broke up. my band (our singer, really) assumed the responsibility of finding one more band to fill the bill, couldn't find anyone who fit the show, so instead booked two other bands and asked the original third band to cancel.

third band is pissed. i think they have every right to be, even if they would have been out of place on the bill.

cant you make room for all three other bands? seems like a shitty deal to the original band..

if you get busted for ploinking a 15 year old, you could wind up with permanent sex offender status. wanna be prohibited from living within 1000 yards (3000 feet, almost 3/5 of a mile) of a school? which is to say, anywhere in a city or significant-sized town? i'm suggesting no. angry ex-girlfriends, or their fathers, can be very unpleasant.

Fuck fuck fuck! Money problems. Rather than admitting I didn't have the money in the bank I gave my parents a $40 check which went through yesterday. I was supposed to get my paycheck and deposit it around 3 yesterday. I didn't get my check until 7. Later in the evening, still thinking nothing is really wrong, I let a dealer loan me $50 of weed with the promise that I'd pay him back tomorrow (today). After waking up about 5 hours after my alarm should have gone off, I go to the bank and find out I have a -$60 balance. With my paycheck that's roughly $70, but I can't get that money out until tomorrow until the check clears.


Not to mention my alarm clock apparently stopped working and I'm LATE AS FUCK FOR SCHOOL.

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EDIT: Texted the dealer, he's cool with getting shit tomorrow (I've just been paranoid I've built up a rep as a drunk fuck in that group and was just getting to repair it so I was worried, but that's not a problem...). I guess if the check went through my parents won't know and won't be pissed, which is good. I can always use my phone alarm, and I never go to my first two classes anyway. So all those problems really aren't so bad. You know what is though?


USPS STILL HAS MY SWOLLEN PICKLE HELD CAPTIVE IN SANDSTON VIRGINIA!!!!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK.

Glad you got some of that worked out, snips.