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i read about a guy with a mattress fetish on reddit maybe you can fuck your bed?

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JonnyAngle wrote:Yeah. Tickle her with a strobe light

Come oooooooooooon, Saturday night!

Artificial vagina Lesson: chapter 1....."see a good way to practice with masturbation is to use your right hand and make a spock live long and prosper gesture at the base of your penis, this replicates muscle contraction, then hold your left hand backwards, "Texas style" with thumb pointing down, and now.. vois là, artificial rawness lubricated by precum."

and fuck yeah Bassholes soundtrack

$harkToootth wrote:I will take the liberty of answering that. She came over once and stripped down and got in the bed but nothing happened. Last night she did not come over so Neon was referencing the previous 'play date'.

She didn't come over last night. She came over this morning though.

That's when all this Back to the Future shit happened

I had enough self respect not to let her crash last night, but not enough to ignore her phone call today.

comesect2.0 wrote:if you just think your gonna cum too quickly man theres more to do with a chick than a fuzzy pink pony ride...massage her feet, while she tickles your wang with her other foot...69...tickle party with a strobe light...go to movies/cut hole in popcorn box/slip her the old surprise....do some yoga with her or play twister remember that color hand and foot game...go grab some stuff from that store lush and bath her...if shes just lame then dude...what we all need is a friend... fuck buddys get old, relationships happen to quick...chill out get a soda pop and plan a date night...is this girl kinda on the party too much and spends too much time in bathroom type? if yeah cant do anything but almost get there then you need a chick that you almost beat in a super mario brothers game or somthing sick like that.

I was hoping not to have to spell this out but I couldn't get it up dude. I'm aware of the many other fun naked activities we could have enjoyed, but she wasnt having any of that. It was Bone Zone or go home. She went home. She's not exactly the party too much type. She's more the homemade tattoos, nu metal, kinda country, would absolutely never let her meet my mother type.

I'm probably just gonna cut it off. I'll let you decide what I'm talking about.

IIRC toy story 3 was on when my dry spell ended

resincum wrote:IIRC toy story 3 was on when my dry spell ended

Andys mom just couldn't get rid of Woody and Buzzz

well that doesnt make you any less of anything, consummation in this stage of our evolution should be taking place in cyberspace neo style and children conceived by wetware androids...think about it....we plug in here on earth...and the A.I. terraforming other worlds with atmospheric conditioners are sent the bio info threw satellites and that data is transcribed threw a wetware womb already containing the base pares and cellular information collected by mandatory ordinance from every living human before hand so once we are all in underground bunkers knowing that there is no possible way to send our flesh threw the cosmos, our machines have no problem with the trip, there fore we remain under rock radiation free and in cyber realm knowing that somewhere...out there....beneath a pale moonlight, some ones thinking of us...and loving me tonight....

neonblack wrote:She's not exactly the party too much type. She's more the homemade tattoos, nu metal, kinda country, would absolutely never let her meet my mother type.

Yeah dude. Avoid. That will end up being trouble for you.

Forget about her. She's been yanking your chain for months 21 y/o-style. I think if you just announce that it's vestigial for all to hear (print up t-shirts? spread rumors? start a club?), women are gonna want to prove that they can put it to good use.

Yeah, celibacy seems to be the way to higher power. Monastic living and all that. Tits are the mind killer.

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