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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:31 am
by Scruffie
What's Black & Screams....
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:42 am
by Gozu
ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:43 am
by Scruffie
Gozu wrote:ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
What's purple and slides down trees?
A monkeys miscarriage.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:46 am
by Gozu
Scruffie wrote:Gozu wrote:ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
What's purple and slides down trees?
A monkeys miscarriage.
thats amazing
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:25 am
by behndy
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:02 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
two bass player friends pass a pub
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:31 am
by Pollinator95
How does Cobain like his girls?
Brainy.
Wait, how did I get here?
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:41 am
by TroySanders
What color were Cobain's eyes?
Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way)
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:07 am
by Derelict78
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:20 am
by Eric!
What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:27 am
by Deltaphoenix
Stubbing my toe
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:00 am
by Pollinator95
Deltaphoenix wrote:Stubbing my toe
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:13 am
by My name is Mudd
Which is easier to carry, and why - the average six-pack or six dead babies?
ans - the babies, 'cause you can't carry beer by the soft spot
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:59 am
by MSUsousaphone
Why are elephants gay?
So you don't mistake them for blueberries.
Tarzan and Jane were all just kinda chilling in the jungle and stuff. Jane looks out and sees a herd of elephants running at them. She points and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of elephants running at us". Tarzan looks out the direction that she's pointing and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of blueberries running at us."
Little known fact: Tarzan was color blind.
Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:00 pm
by behndy
Eric! wrote:What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the worst thing about fucking a kindergartner?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
