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Try shifting that perspective, make disappointment your status quo and any sort of small happiness seems grand! hahahahahakillmehahahahaha

I like to pretend if we lived near each other we would be making movies in the vein of post French new wave (see THE MOTHER AND THE WHORE).
Or we could adapt Ionescu's RHINOCEROS but have all the women in your life change into Praying Mantises that just want to mate and chop your head off. Soundtrack by BASSHOLES.
There will be plenty of #exiztentialnightmarez

Sidenote: I recently started writing a story with the intention to turn it into a script. It's about a man who wakes up in the body of his wife's affair partner. But the other man's consciousness​ is still in there too. And then terrible things happen. It's like Freaky Friday meets The Shining.

neonblack wrote:

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And now I realize that this will not really clear anything up.

Haha that was a multi-purpose reaction gif. I was speechless all around.

I haven't seen that episode but now I think I should.

It is tremendous. I miss that show so much.

Have you seen Atlanta? It's much different than Community but Donald Glover is equally great in it.

No--I'd love to give it a shot, though. Gotta track it down...not sure where to find it.

Fx Now if you have a cable subscription? Maybe Hulu.

Invisible Man wrote:

comesect2.0 wrote:if your a man youd do her, then tell her to leave........you can always say your moms coming over to stay.

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

lmaooooooooooo


it's ok neon took me like 10 tries to get back into the swing of things

wait, so you did let her come over ?? I'm confused by this back to the future shit...

I will take the liberty of answering that. She came over once and stripped down and got in the bed but nothing happened. Last night she did not come over so Neon was referencing the previous 'play date'.

if you just think your gonna cum too quickly man theres more to do with a chick than a fuzzy pink pony ride...massage her feet, while she tickles your wang with her other foot...69...tickle party with a strobe light...go to movies/cut hole in popcorn box/slip her the old surprise....do some yoga with her or play twister remember that color hand and foot game...go grab some stuff from that store lush and bath her...if shes just lame then dude...what we all need is a friend... fuck buddys get old, relationships happen to quick...chill out get a soda pop and plan a date night...is this girl kinda on the party too much and spends too much time in bathroom type? if yeah cant do anything but almost get there then you need a chick that you almost beat in a super mario brothers game or somthing sick like that.

Yeah. Tickle her with a strobe light

I cut a hole in a carton of brown eggs and stuck my balls in it once. Then made her open it.
Does that count?