It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.
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Yummy Demo Eric Is Yummy.
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with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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It came!

Rode around 5 hours last night, already nicked the nose. It's so goddamn smooth though.

Rode around 5 hours last night, already nicked the nose. It's so goddamn smooth though.
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Jealous!
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Nice board Joe! I'm thinking of getting a Loaded Tan Tien soon.
Eric, nice video bro!
Eric, nice video bro!
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So I need a BEF Pro guys. Has no monies. I'm going to be meeting up with a rapper (kind of). He does doo wop rap. Not sure if anyone is familiar with that. But we are thinking of collaborating to make some beats and shit. If it works out, that would be awesome. I figured the BEF Pro could be a good device to make some good low tone bass lines. Especially with the hot hands. Gotta get one. Boner.
Also received the Nerfuzz today! Yea!!! It's kind of hard to dial in. Initial reaction is not so good on the basseroo. I'm going to fuck with it some more though. I probably won't get enough time with the fucking thing though because I'm going out of town on Friday to see my dad. So I might have to ship it tomorrow already!!!!!!!!!! Delta PM me that addy man!
Also received the Nerfuzz today! Yea!!! It's kind of hard to dial in. Initial reaction is not so good on the basseroo. I'm going to fuck with it some more though. I probably won't get enough time with the fucking thing though because I'm going out of town on Friday to see my dad. So I might have to ship it tomorrow already!!!!!!!!!! Delta PM me that addy man!
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I think I got a BEF Pro, HotHand wireless and $100 coming for the MuRF
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Slightly amazed update on my Sub ad bitching - some guy from Canada is offering my $170 for it. Naturally, this happens after I've already agreed on a sale to someone else, and the Canadian has zero feedback@TB, so I dunno...in any case, I've told someone else that it's his and will stand by that.
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
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I got my BEF Pro w/ Hot Hand in and realized why it was SO fucking cheap. It's a wired Hot Hand. Ah well. My fault. Dude clearly stated it in his ad and I overlooked it. Got it for right at what BEF Pros are going for so I didn't get ripped off or anything...and, to be honest, as long as it does exactly the same as a wireless, I'm good.
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yah. still KINDA a deal. they were giving out wired HH's with Pro purchases for awhile, but not any more. and you can see for free if you want the NO STRINGS BAYBAY version ne?
how you liking the BEF?
how you liking the BEF?
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with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Getting to BEF is all that matters.
Apparently a leap year means you pay an extra month in rent. At least that's what my old place is trying to tell me, or maybe they just suck at math.
Apparently a leap year means you pay an extra month in rent. At least that's what my old place is trying to tell me, or maybe they just suck at math.
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behndy wrote:yah. still KINDA a deal. they were giving out wired HH's with Pro purchases for awhile, but not any more. and you can see for free if you want the NO STRINGS BAYBAY version ne?
how you liking the BEF?
The BEF itself is pretty freaking groovy now that I've gotten the power thingy figured out. Really cool. Haven't really gotten going with the hot hand, yet.
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To be honest....I'm not really digging the Hot Hand, at all.....maybe I'm using it wrong....but I'm kinda with whoever was saying that if you're not just tapping with your left hand...there's not really much there.
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Zaphod peered nervously inside. The chamber was very small. It was steel-lined and there was hardly space in it for more than one man. "It ... er ... it doesn't look like any kind of Vortex to me,'' said Zaphod. "It isn't,'' said Gargravarr, "it's just the elevator. Enter." With infinite trepidation Zaphod stepped into it. He was aware of Gargravarr being in the elevator with him, though the disembodied man was not for the moment speaking. The elevator began its descent. "I must get myself into the right frame of mind for this,'' muttered Zaphod. "There is no right frame of mind,'' said Gargravarr sternly. "You really know how to make a guy feel inadequate.'' "I don't. The Vortex does.''
At the bottom of the shaft, the rear of the elevator opened up and Zaphod stumbled out into a smallish, functional, steel-lined chamber. At the far side of it stood a single upright steel box, just large enough for a man to stand in. It was that simple. It connected to a small pile of components and instruments via a single thick wire. "Is that it?'' said Zaphod in surprise. "That is it.'' Didn't look too bad, thought Zaphod. "And I get in there do I?'' said Zaphod. "You get in there,'' said Gargravarr, ``and I'm afraid you must do it now.''
"OK, OK,'' said Zaphod. He opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited.
After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
...................
The door of the Vortex swung open. From his disembodied mind Gargravarr watched dejectedly. He had rather liked Zaphod Beeblebrox in a strange sort of way. He was clearly a man of many qualities, even if they were mostly bad ones. He waited for him to flop forwards out of the box, as they all did.
Instead, he stepped out.
"Hi!'' he said. "Beeblebrox ...'' gasped Gargravarr's mind in amazement. "Could I have a drink please?'' said Zaphod. "You ... you ... have been in the Vortex?'' stammered Gargravarr. "You saw me, kid.'' "And it was working?'' "Sure was.'' "And you saw the whole infinity of creation?'' "Sure. Really neat place, you know that?''
Gargravarr's mind was reeling in astonishment. Had his body been with him it would have sat down heavily with its mouth hanging open. "And you saw yourself,'' said Gargravarr, ``in relation to it all?'' "Oh, yeah, yeah.'' "But ... what did you experience?'' Zaphod shrugged smugly. "It just told me what I knew all the time. I'm a really terrific and great guy. Didn't I tell you, baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox!''
At the bottom of the shaft, the rear of the elevator opened up and Zaphod stumbled out into a smallish, functional, steel-lined chamber. At the far side of it stood a single upright steel box, just large enough for a man to stand in. It was that simple. It connected to a small pile of components and instruments via a single thick wire. "Is that it?'' said Zaphod in surprise. "That is it.'' Didn't look too bad, thought Zaphod. "And I get in there do I?'' said Zaphod. "You get in there,'' said Gargravarr, ``and I'm afraid you must do it now.''
"OK, OK,'' said Zaphod. He opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited.
After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
...................
The door of the Vortex swung open. From his disembodied mind Gargravarr watched dejectedly. He had rather liked Zaphod Beeblebrox in a strange sort of way. He was clearly a man of many qualities, even if they were mostly bad ones. He waited for him to flop forwards out of the box, as they all did.
Instead, he stepped out.
"Hi!'' he said. "Beeblebrox ...'' gasped Gargravarr's mind in amazement. "Could I have a drink please?'' said Zaphod. "You ... you ... have been in the Vortex?'' stammered Gargravarr. "You saw me, kid.'' "And it was working?'' "Sure was.'' "And you saw the whole infinity of creation?'' "Sure. Really neat place, you know that?''
Gargravarr's mind was reeling in astonishment. Had his body been with him it would have sat down heavily with its mouth hanging open. "And you saw yourself,'' said Gargravarr, ``in relation to it all?'' "Oh, yeah, yeah.'' "But ... what did you experience?'' Zaphod shrugged smugly. "It just told me what I knew all the time. I'm a really terrific and great guy. Didn't I tell you, baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox!''
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aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
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