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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:29 pm
by tuffteef
Iommic Pope wrote:
tuffteef wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:You just love convenience?
Get it on the go mate!



nah i mean like when people use there phones to become amateur porn stars :lol:
and sexting videos to each other


Amateur porn is more interesting from the point of view that they aren't necessarily paid or professionals and the illusion that its a "real" sex event that people are actually enjoying is more convincing. Sometimes though, it is a real thing, and it can be way more hot.
Sometimes....just foul.
All porn is exploitation, but I don't really give a fuck anymore.
My wife works nights, I hardly see her anymore.
Right now if porno of her showed up on the internet, I wouldn't even be pissed.
I'd probably be grateful.
:picard:

Not going to happen though


if a porno of me showed up on the internet i wouldnt be surprised
if anything im surprised my balls havent shown up yet the amount of times ive sexted my junk to people :lol:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:25 am
by ChetMagongalo
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:instagram call girls. its a thing.

what does that even mean?

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:08 am
by tuffteef
ChetMagongalo wrote:
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:instagram call girls. its a thing.

what does that even mean?



like 15 second clips of chicks rolling on the bed to a drake soundtrack

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:32 am
by ChetMagongalo
what???
I want in on this

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:40 am
by McSpunckle
I drank breastmilk an hour ago.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:19 pm
by tuffteef
maz91379 wrote:It's going to be a bitch when if they start rolling out dick recognition software like the face recognition software on facebook.


yeah the app will be called jealous side bitch revenge v1.0



also not the first time id ended up on tumblr
it made me realise people like really average dudes :lol:

#teamaverage #tomarnold #cocaine #cheesetoasty

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:17 pm
by foomanfat
I've been putting off some pretty critical (and expensive) oral surgery and buying gear, instead of saving for it.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:42 pm
by spacelordmother
foomanfat wrote:I've been putting off some pretty critical (and expensive) oral surgery and buying gear, instead of saving for it.


Dibs on the flip.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:40 am
by Achtane
I think the AD4096 is crazily overpriced and its dirt doesn't even sound that good, certainly not good enough to warrant the cost.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:54 am
by Hyphen Nation
Achtane wrote:I think the AD4096 is crazily overpriced and its dirt doesn't even sound that good, certainly not good enough to warrant the cost.


I have two other friends who's opinions I respect immensely say the same thing, and even still I love the shit out of mine...

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:56 am
by Achtane
Hyphen Nation wrote:
Achtane wrote:I think the AD4096 is crazily overpriced and its dirt doesn't even sound that good, certainly not good enough to warrant the cost.


I have two other friends who's opinions I respect immensely say the same thing, and even still I love the shit out of mine...


It's cool if other people enjoy it, there's just no way I would pay for one, personally.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:31 am
by spacelordmother
I think that QOTSA are so fucking bad. I really really don't get what other people see in them at all. :idk:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:29 pm
by the_carl
I remote desktop'd into a computer that was four feet away from me for a couple hours because I felt like lying in bed and my laptop didn't have the right program.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:24 pm
by Schlatte
I bought a micro fiber cloth for polishing my guitar/bass/drums/trombone bell etc. and I bought the "Fender factory shop cloth" because it says Fender on the little tab and because it was only 50c more expensive than the cheaper cloth. The cheaper would've also been smaller.
Pretty reasonable, right?
The real confession is I bought the Fender Dual-Sided Microfiber Cloth too. Because I thought it would go well with the other one. Fucking cloths. I hate myself less for this than I should/want.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:10 pm
by goosekevin
first uni lecture ever and im on ilf
this will go well