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Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:57 am
by Achtane
Ditch the waitress and use the valuable knowledge you've gained from this to succeed in the future.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 9:39 am
by popvulture
Invisible Man wrote:Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.
Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 9:44 am
by Chankgeez
popvulture wrote:
Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.
That's not true?
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:02 am
by Invisible Man
popvulture wrote:Invisible Man wrote:Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.
Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.
Can confirm.
Also: another post I have no memory of...timestamped 2:16am. Philological sleeposting? I may have a problem here.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:22 am
by ritz
Somnambulant shitposting ?
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 12:52 pm
by JonnyAngle
Invisible Man wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:Tits arent worth the headache.
Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.
Now back to your regularly-scheduled penisgramming.
Same with getting an angina
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:36 pm
by neonblack
Somewhere there's an alternate timeline ILF where I just changed the thread name to "My dick is off hiatus."
This is not that timeline.
This is the timeline where the thing I was stressing about so much happened. A self fulfilling prophecy.
My dick is still on hiatus.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:40 pm
by comesect2.0
if your a man youd do her, then tell her to leave........you can always say your moms coming over to stay.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:00 pm
by Invisible Man
comesect2.0 wrote:if your a man youd do her, then tell her to leave........you can always say your moms coming over to stay.
AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK
neonblack wrote:Somewhere there's an alternate timeline ILF where I just changed the thread name to "My dick is off hiatus."
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:16 pm
by neonblack
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:21 pm
by Strange Tales
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:27 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:32 pm
by $harkToootth
If I was in Neon's situation I would 1. Probably invite person back to my place 2. Nothing would happen 3. I would then get kicked out of my own house by said person
Gee whiz!
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:35 pm
by neonblack
Steps one and two happened, but with a step in between where it seemed like something was going to happen, and then replace the final step with Everyone Leaves Disappointed.
Re: Is it vestigial?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 2:38 pm
by popvulture
Exploitus Interruptus.
