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55 actually. got my Homer Simpson slippers on and cranked the heater to a comfy 69.

watching the x files episode about the Russian sewer human-flat worm thing right now.

great episode.

sober as a rock and loving it!!

Housemate invited a bunch of people round for his birthday, but nobody showed up so me, him and our other housemate have just been playing the wisest wizard anyway, listening to music, playing vidjagamez and getting hammered.

FUCKIN A!

you sir, are my kinda folk.

the Deftones concert was SOLD OUT. im bummed as all fuck.

picked up a six pk, Frito pie, and red box movies.

its a sam jackson movie type of nite.

When it's that last little bit on a business card and the carpet get more than you...

feeling like a dumb fuck because I just recelty singed the tips of my hair/eyebrow/eye,lash while being fucking wasted out of my mind and lighting up a ciggarette

i went to buy last minute beer and smokes.

some dude in front of me at a shell station won $100,000 from a scratch off lotto ticket, still had the ticket in his dirty crack head hands.

i ask him to buy my stuff for me, you know, as a joke.

he said to me, "FUCK YOU, YOU BROKE AS SHIT STAIN!"

i hope he get the herpies.

thank the flying spaghetti monster there is not a fuck od in the b/s/t, i resigned myself to drunkimpulsebuying one before i went out but alas, none to be had...

Oh gin why do you treat me this way
Treat me this way

Actually I love gin. But I can't drink it without singing this song in my head while pouring.

Btw I'm drunk bitchazzz

i helped my big titty new neighbor next door move things into her Apt.

"like a good neighbor, my dick is there!"

im a gritty ball of orbs

blurby blur blur blah.

It was 49 degrees earlier today. That's a nice, warm day for a Wisconsin November.

I'm drinking. And I've been watching Assy McGee lately since AS put it back in their nightly rotation. Why did I not realize how bizarre/hilarious it is earlier?

In other news I feel like I'm stuck in this weird middle ground in my life between acting either too retarded or not retarded enough. I really should be ultra responsible for the next month. Then take a month to be a complete jackoff.

drinking+noise recording accomplished. waiting on possible text about how I'd like to make a bad decision. wink wink