It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:55 pm

ahem. beating them mercilessly with my wang.

MERCILESSLY.

and yesh. that actually....... DOES make me happy. thanks!

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:10 pm

behndy wrote:ahem. beating them mercilessly with my wang.

MERCILESSLY.

Kinda like Hanzo the Razor?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:12 pm

Hanzo The Razor Cock.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:19 pm

No, behndee, just regular ol' Hanzo the Razor. That's enough.

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:51 pm

Reminds me of that scene in Lock Stock when Hatchet Harry beats that guy to death with a 15-inch black dildo.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:56 pm

There's a character in Hanif Kureishi's book The Buddha of Suburbia who acquires the nickname "The Dildo Killer" because he attacks someone with a dildo.

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:13 am

The last time Behndy beat me with his dick...he kept repeating "the cumming of Gozer" over and over, again. It was fucking weird.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:27 am

I AM THE KEYMASTER. YOU ARE THE GATEKEEPER.

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:34 am

Wait isn't that from the walking dead?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:39 am

EVERYTHING ZOMBIE IS NOW WALKING DEAD.

actually, i get you. dood getting horsecock'd (yes, it's now a verb) sorta looks like main dad dood from the Walking Dead graphic novel series.

naw, it's Crossed. Garth Ennis's horrible violent and deliciously disgusting take on a form of zombie'ism. pretty good. not his best (PREACHER), but i dug it.

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:41 am

My bad. I thought I had seen it before somewhere and that's the only thing that came to mind.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:56 am

I CUT YOU WITH MY NERDY KNOWLEDGE.

man. zombies were interesting for a minute. but dayum. how many stories ARE there with them? shit is everrrrrrrywhere.

granted, the FIRST Marvel Zombies was kinda cool. silly, but cool.

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:59 am

When I do couples therapy....I always talk about how it takes 7 positive things to make up for everything negative thing done/said......I feel like it takes seven boobs to make up for every horsecock shown in this thread. Just sayin'. :idk:

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:03 am

dood. i post bewbs all. the. time. and drop some weird shit once in awhile to keep penises on their toes. somebody else surprise my Capt. Spelunky. and yesh, he is a CAPTAIN now. you give him the respect he DESERVES.

*salutes*

........ wait. does Penises On Their Toes work? i've been a bit out of sync with metaphors and similes lately. fucking wrecked. been trying to sleep for the last hour. gonna go slam my cock in the door see if that helps.

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:16 am

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