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my friend just said, verbatim "i know a hipster like you wouldnt understand why people need to "reproduce" "

four minutes later it degenerated into a stupid argument that ended in her telling me i was immature.

also telling me i shouldn't've been born and that my mom should've aborted me. then she blocked me. why am i friends with these people?

maybe you shouldnt be so immature.

yeah, maybe i shouldn't be.

i don't know what the fuck happened. i wasn't insulting her or anything. i didn't even get mad that she called me a hipster. but i don't really care that much, i was getting sick of this bitch since at least a month. she always freaks out for no reason

Companda wrote:The cat that I've had since I was really young is pretty much dying. It makes me sad.

But, I would rather have kitties than money. 10 times out of 10.

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
Where's the hate, where's the rage over S****space? Where's the irritation for us soiling Your FB wall?

Remember when Tom didn't even have a wall on fb?

unownunown wrote:yeah, maybe i shouldn't be.

The SPACERITUAL wouldnt be down, don't deprive him of that, some people are SO selfish.

Just had as intense an argument with the lil' woman as I ever will have;
Rach(slightly irked tone of voice): "I really wish y'all(she's from Alabama,and she's also a librarian with 3 degrees,so don't trip)would stop leaving half empty coke cans in the fridge! It's one thing if you're actually gonna come back and drink it,but here I am half sick and it's just GROSS!"
mE:"Man,settle yr ass down,I had to wash the dish with macaroni that you left to grow a fuckin' spore beard(new character in The Thaw pt. II?) and ya don't hear me bitchin' about it"
It's very likely that I'll also post this in the Happiness/excitement thread as well.

Temporarily rename that the thread the "Just Had Makeup Sex" thread.

smile_man wrote:

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
Where's the hate, where's the rage over S****space? Where's the irritation for us soiling Your FB wall?

Remember when Tom didn't even have a wall on fb?

oh yeah, that was PURE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE denial all right

warwick.hoy wrote:Temporarily rename that the thread the "Just Had Makeup Sex" thread.

Makeup sex? Is that like when you stick an eyeliner pencil up you butt?

I have spite(is that correct?) for anyone who's having any kind of sex.

I don't like having dreams about my ex girlfriends...

so i drove to school and after driving around for a half hour, couldn't find a parking spot. i just left.

i came home. made some food. went to pepper it, THE PEPPER GRINDER BREAKS AND SENDS HUNDREDS OF LITTLE PEPPERCORNS INTO MY FOOD, AND ALL OVER THE KITCHEN.

so i angrily sweep them up. they're round. half of them roll under the fridge.

i don't want to pull out the fridge because i'm afraid it will fall on me or something now. today is probably not going to be a good day.

maz91379 wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:

warwick.hoy wrote:Temporarily rename that the thread the "Just Had Makeup Sex" thread.

Makeup sex? Is that like when you stick an eyeliner pencil up you butt?

I have sprite(is that correct?) for anyone who's having any kind of sex.

Whoa that's awesome of you. I fucking love sprite.

That was supposed to be spite

I think my subconscious is thirsty.

unownunown wrote:today is probably not going to be a good day.

You can't think that way. Think about Ice Cube, if he had just resigned himself to "today isn't going to be odd at all". Those dogs will bark at him, the smog is especially thick, momma made bacon MOMMA KNOWS I CANT EAT BACON, his girl didn't call, his car had a flat, his homies weren't even playing b-ball, the cops harassed him, he got his ass kicked at dominoes, the Supersonics beat the Lakers, his buzz died when he had to walk home alone, had nobody to talk to 'cause he forgot to pay his phone bill, couldn't see the Goodyear blimp because of the police helicopters, threw up and then slept with his AK under the pillow. His day was not a good day.

unownunown wrote:so i drove to school and after driving around for a half hour, couldn't find a parking spot. i just left.

i came home. made some food. went to pepper it, THE PEPPER GRINDER BREAKS AND SENDS HUNDREDS OF LITTLE PEPPERCORNS INTO MY FOOD, AND ALL OVER THE KITCHEN.

so i angrily sweep them up. they're round. half of them roll under the fridge.

i don't want to pull out the fridge because i'm afraid it will fall on me or something now. today is probably not going to be a good day.

i feel that way too. last night at work, i had to tell 2 old people that the store owner died last year and they started crying in front of me so i was like o fuckkkkk. so then it started raining. not like sprinkling, like fucking torrential downpour with a side of tornado winds. so i try running to my car to stay dry. slipped in a puddle, feet flew out from under me and i landed ass first in the puddle. i feel as if my actions up until that point are being punished by karma

My 40 minute commute to over two hours because of the snow. People are horrible. Driving in the snow is not rocket-science:

1) If you are scared to drive in the snow, STAY HOME.
2) If you are impatient with those scared to drive, STAY HOME.
3) If you have a vehicle or tires that are unsafe in the snow, STAY HOME.
4) EMPLOYERS: ALLOW PEOPLE TO STAY HOME!!!