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Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:47 am
by SPACERITUAL
why don't we just remake command and conquer as a fps. COMMAND AND CONQUER WALMART EXCLUSIVE BIG TITTIES EDITION. NOW WITH BIGGER TITTIES AND MORE MINIGUUUUUNS. RAIL ON YOUR BROS AND SCOPE THEM BIIIIG TIIIIITTIES THIS SUMMER ON XBONE LIVE
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:50 am
by SPACERITUAL
FF7 GAMESTOP EXTREME MOUNTAIN DEW EDITION NOW WITH NO DON CORNEO CUZ GAY SHIT IS GROSS DOOD
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:26 am
by Iommic Pope
You mean Don Cornholio.
Amirite?
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:35 am
by alexa.
SPACERITUAL wrote:why don't we just remake command and conquer as a fps. COMMAND AND CONQUER WALMART EXCLUSIVE BIG TITTIES EDITION. NOW WITH BIGGER TITTIES AND MORE MINIGUUUUUNS. RAIL ON YOUR BROS AND SCOPE THEM BIIIIG TIIIIITTIES THIS SUMMER ON XBONE LIVE
Renegade was just fine man.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:24 pm
by neonblack
FF7: Fanservice edition. Aeris Lives! Can't wait to see those evolved jiggle physics on Tifa.
For real though, I hope they keep all the insane optional Bosses and levels. And the Materia system better not get fucked with too much.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:25 am
by Andrew
Even if Square Enix hasn't put out a single good Final Fantasy is more then a decade... I don't think that they'd allow themselves to mess around with it. Afterall, it doesn't have Lightning - the most interesting character ever created. I'll just assume that the music and battle systems would be super modernized, for better or worse. Square likes announcing games than making them, so I honestly don't see it coming untill 2017.
Anyway, Lichdom Battlemage is fun and super pretty. You also have you choice of playing as Jennifer Hale
OR Troy Baker.
Hale is my jam and Troy has his alright moments.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:31 am
by Iommic Pope
FFVII=WEAPON
Fucking loved the shit out of that game.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:15 am
by Jakezor
I liked the Doom trailer. Will be interested how it stands up to my memory of playing Doom 1&2.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:41 am
by SPACERITUAL
Andrew wrote: Afterall, it doesn't have Lightning
Not yet it doesn't
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:45 am
by SPACERITUAL
BEST BUY EXCLUSIVE FF7 MOUNTAIN DEW LIGHTNING BLAST EDITION. DO YOU AND YOUR BROS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GET LIGHTNING TO GIVE UP THAT SWEET ASS AND EMBARASS ALL THE OTHER FRAT BOI DIPSHITS IN XTREME NINE MILLION PLAYER XBONE CO-OP ORDER NOW TO GET THE AWESOME I<3 DATE RQPE SHIRT FOR LIGHTNING AND BONUS ZOMBIE NINJA ONLINE MAPS
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:32 am
by neonblack
SPACERITUAL wrote:BONUS ZOMBIE NINJA ONLINE MAPS
EVERY. FUCKING. GAME.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:32 pm
by bob the r0bot
Don't forget your golden gun
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:30 pm
by gunslinger_burrito
I hope they don't make the 7 remake into "devil may cry with a new skin....." I can't get into games where there's just as much numbers and colored life-bars filling the screen as there are flashing lights and other random shit that totally obscures whatever is going on with the characters.
That being said, I think the gameplay for FF15 looks pretty fun
Even if the character design looks pretty boring IMO.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:45 am
by Andrew
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh-iX2bxOjI[/youtube]
HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLY SHIT
I know it sounds gauche, but I literally can't think of a game that's this perfect for me. There's so many Non-lethal, full Stealth gameplay options and EMP bullets. I'm so fucking moist.
Re: The Video Game thread
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:36 am
by futuresailors
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