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Human-sized bites! RRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR

I had a friend who's jaw would pop and he made the most audible chewing and slurping sounds when he ate. He's a good friend,...probably my best friend,...but I seriously could not stand to eat in the same room as him.

Rage,....Plugs have still not shown up.

why does every post office have at least one attitude filled, sassy to the max, extremely overweight, perpetually pissed off black lady and at least one small indian woman who it appears to have the job to make sure that the other lady doesn't kill everyone who walks into a post office?

Fuzzy Fred wrote:why does every post office have at least one attitude filled, sassy to the max, extremely overweight, perpetually pissed off black lady and at least one small indian woman who it appears to have the job to make sure that the other lady doesn't kill everyone who walks into a post office?

You could say the same thing about McDonalds

i was in a really awesome mood and shit but then my good mood crashed and burned.

and now i'm laying in bed smoking and listening to neutral milk hotel. NOW BEGINS THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL!

Had an absolutely shitty day filled with bad news and a hangover. And now I just found out the synthesizer I bought online has a broken encoder and will cost 70+ to fix. And now I have to go to work in an hour. Shit sucks.

snipelfritz wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:why does every post office have at least one attitude filled, sassy to the max, extremely overweight, perpetually pissed off black lady and at least one small indian woman who it appears to have the job to make sure that the other lady doesn't kill everyone who walks into a post office?

You could say the same thing about McDonalds

i have never been to a mcdonald's with an extremely overweight pissed off black woman BEHIND the register

I am a lazy piece of shit who will never come close to achieving any of his aspirations! Waaaaaaaaah!

My dog is sick.

Pugs are too cute to get sick goddamnitfuckshit.

People who stay past close, even after they've been told it's past close, need to be taken out back and mercilessly executed.

Kellanium wrote:People who stay past close, even after they've been told it's past close, need to be taken out back and mercilessly executed.

Stop bitching and just lock them in.

bob the r0bot wrote:

Kellanium wrote:People who stay past close, even after they've been told it's past close, need to be taken out back and mercilessly executed.

Stop bitching and just lock them in.

Oh god, If it were my store, god help them i would.

Any time I try and watch a TV show online my laptop insists on overheating and shutting down, I have a 5 gig monthly limit and reloading eats in to that, why must it be such a bitch, I vacuumed you, does that mean nothing!

3000 word law assignment due in 24 hours, 0% of the way through. i'm irritated that i have to fucking do it, let alone finish it in time.

valentine1 wrote:3000 word law assignment due in 24 hours, 0% of the way through. i'm irritated that i have to fucking do it, let alone finish it in time.

You can do it! I believe in you.

If I weren't sick as fuck of assignments like that, I'd probably be done with my undergrad by now and halfway through law school. I could have had my J.D. at 23 if I weren't such a late-stage fuck up.