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bob the r0bot wrote:Schlatte wrote:Having to go to the military on Wednesday and Thursday for my health checkup. If I pass I'll have to serve for 6 months or a year after I finish school. I don't want to go there..... there are always such unfriendly dickheads working...
Compulsory Military Service: as good a reason as any to sabotage your own health.
bob the r0bot wrote:Schlatte wrote:Having to go to the military on Wednesday and Thursday for my health checkup. If I pass I'll have to serve for 6 months or a year after I finish school. I don't want to go there..... there are always such unfriendly dickheads working...
Compulsory Military Service: as good a reason as any to sabotage your own health.
Schlatte wrote:Having to go to the military on Wednesday and Thursday for my health checkup. If I pass I'll have to serve for 6 months or a year after I finish school. I don't want to go there..... there are always such unfriendly dickheads working...
jfrey wrote:dubkitty wrote:it'd make my life a lot easier if i could stand artificial sweeteners because i live on Coca-Cola--i can't drink as much coffee as i need to get the caffiene to keep me going--but i can't stand them at all. they just taste wrong.
Coffee + Shot of espresso
That's my standard every time I get coffee, which is an obscene amount of times a day. If you have a high tolerance for caffeine like you probably do, it helps a lot.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:my friend may be now dating the most annoying, conceited, attention seeking whore the earth has ever seen. like i was talking to him, and she would make random animal noises until the conversation became about her again. if i didn't know how bad he wanted to bang this chick i would have screamed out "excuse me, but adults are talking"
unownunown wrote:related: my brother bought a bunch [Trojan Fire and Ice what-evers] and i told him not to use them for that reason [burning dick and yeast infections] so he gave them to his friend because his girlfriend is a total cunt.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:my friend may be now dating the most annoying, conceited, attention seeking whore the earth has ever seen. like i was talking to him, and she would make random animal noises until the conversation became about her again. if i didn't know how bad he wanted to bang this chick i would have screamed out "excuse me, but adults are talking"
snipelfritz wrote:^Word. I feel like if I spend a while alone, I get worse at talking to people and it takes time to regain my stats.Fuzzy Fred wrote:my friend may be now dating the most annoying, conceited, attention seeking whore the earth has ever seen. like i was talking to him, and she would make random animal noises until the conversation became about her again. if i didn't know how bad he wanted to bang this chick i would have screamed out "excuse me, but adults are talking"
Girls who make random animal noises are coo'. But not when they're making the noises in casual conversation. In startlingly related news, I need to get good at making kitty noises by Wednesday.
meow
Mudfuzz wrote:I know all you from colder places might think it funny but then fuck you and fuck snow, I'm stuck at home for the day....
snipelfritz wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:I know all you from colder places might think it funny but then fuck you and fuck snow, I'm stuck at home for the day....
Yup. It is funny. I'm happy its snowing. More snow, less customers, less work I have to do.
Mudfuzz wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:I know all you from colder places might think it funny but then fuck you and fuck snow, I'm stuck at home for the day....
Yup. It is funny. I'm happy its snowing. More snow, less customers, less work I have to do.
Yeah but I'm in manufacturing, I usually don't deal with customers, this makes every thing I am building a day late which means I will have to haul ass the rest of the week...
