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I had to turn down a parkinglot blowjob from this one chick, and then I saw her EVERYWHERE for the next week.

I've since learned my lesson. Always accept the parkinglot beej.

A hot tomboyish lesbian that I worked with offered to blow me in trade for my ipod once.
My brain, after rolling for morality check, decided that since I had just bought that ipod for $50, it would have been the equivalent of paying 50bux for a terrible blowjob.
I like to think that I made the logical and more noble choice, but maybe the story would have been worth it. I don't know, man.
I don't know.

i DO know.

you fucked up.

that could have ended with tremendous fun, or awful and a great story.

i am a little sad now.

....... unless you were with someone. then you made the right choice. but relationships are commerce based anyways, so being honest about THIS specific genital withdrawal costs THIS much is kind of.... refreshing?

No...I fucked up.
I DEFINITELY FUCKED UP FUUUAHHHHHHhhhhhh

I have a tendency to look at other people and try to figure out how they are better than me.

Achtane wrote:No...I fucked up.
I DEFINITELY FUCKED UP FUUUAHHHHHHhhhhhh

Unless she actually wanted to eat your dick to gain its power.

New guy nailed it.

wafl wrote:

Achtane wrote:No...I fucked up.
I DEFINITELY FUCKED UP FUUUAHHHHHHhhhhhh

Unless she actually wanted to eat your dick to gain its power.

THAT^


So I once bought a big thing of liquid laundry detergent and took it home to do laundry. After I was done I noticed that the dryer was covered in blue soap. Turns out the bottom of the container was cracked and it was leaking all over. I tried to put tape on it but tape doesnt stick to soap DUH.

I got so pissed off that I went all the way back to the store, put it on the shelf (in the wrong spot) and grabbed a non broken one and just walked out and went home. I technically stole 1 loads worth of soap out of it.

PS that was today....

I don't get compressors.

foomanfat wrote:I don't get compressors.

They make it sound different/cleaner when you play

I hate the way compressors set to maximum squish sound.

I like it for what it is, but I wouldn't want it all the time. Just depends

The Wood Wizard wrote:So I once bought a big thing of liquid laundry detergent......

.....PS that was today....

that PS, lmao

ChetMagongalo wrote:

foomanfat wrote:I don't get compressors.

They make it sound different/cleaner when you play

Wha???

They even the levels... The loud is softer and the soft is louder, like every note is the same vol. when set right...

I understand their function, I guess I just don't get using them as an effect?