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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:59 pm
by Achtane
MEC wrote:Achtane wrote:I randomly got linked to the subreddit for tall people and after scrolling through a page, figured I'd check out the one for short people.
r/tall is mostly just random junk.
r/short is so insecure I giggled the whole time. Lots of "heightism" threads.
YO STRETCH, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
DEAL WITH IT, MANLETS
YOU SEE ME WALKIN UP YOU HOBBITS STEP ASIDE
THAT OR GET SOME STILTS
SHINE MY SHOES WHILE YR AT IT, IT'S EASIER FOR YOU
HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?
I CAN SEE ABOVE YR RAINCLOUDS FROM HERE
Nah, I don't hate. I'd hug tiny people if it weren't so back-breaking.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:56 am
by snipelfritz
Daniel Radcliffe legitimately seems like a humble person who would be decent to hang around with.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:48 pm
by futuresailors
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:46 am
by 01010111
I feel horrible whenever I use a coupon.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:19 am
by snipelfritz
For a second I read that as condom.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:43 am
by goosekevin
Found my cd of a super rad band called 'coins' kind of mathy, punk stuff
And then I realised that I don't think I ever paid the dude for the cd
This was when I was about 14/15 and I contacted the band via my mums email address because I was too scared to use mine
He asked for $10 to post the cd, he posted first and I either sent a $10 note I the post or forgot to pay him entirely
Then they broke up so I can't pay them now
So sorry coins
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:18 am
by kbit
I swear way too much and I fear it will impact my social interacts. Specifically with the ladiez.
I need to create myself a swear-jar or something.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:07 am
by dubkitty
there's a part of me that would rather go on disability and sit on my ass than work, despite the fact that inaction is utterly corrosive to my heart and spirit.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:43 am
by Achtane
dubkitty wrote:there's a part of me that would rather go on disability and sit on my ass than work, despite the fact that inaction is utterly corrosive to my heart and spirit.
Similarly, I'd have a few recluse championship belts if there were such a thing. It's weird, but when I'm getting my ass kicked by work I'll occasionally pine for the times where I'd sleep for 14 hours a day, staying in the house for like a week straight, and the "freedom" that went along with that. There's some kind of perverse comfort in that situation. It's total bullshit, though.
You'd think that with all the time in the world I could have become a master of whatever I wanted to invest myself in, but without any kind of imposed limit except for the money in my savings account I never could commit myself to any productive or self-improving activity. Instead I'd just feel like a zombie the entire time, feel like the anthropomorphization of a thousand-yard-stare, and STILL fear going out into society. I'd feel like a thousand-yard-stare while doing a thousand-yard-stare, shit was meta.
Huge waste of time, HUUUUUUUUUUUGE waste of time, and really damaging.
I'm way way way better now, physically and especially mentally. I bet that I could go back to that lifestyle, like an addiction, but I'd rather kill myself; no fuckin' way that's ever happening again.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:13 am
by Twangasaurus
Achtane wrote:dubkitty wrote:there's a part of me that would rather go on disability and sit on my ass than work, despite the fact that inaction is utterly corrosive to my heart and spirit.
Similarly, I'd have a few recluse championship belts if there were such a thing. It's weird, but when I'm getting my ass kicked by work I'll occasionally pine for the times where I'd sleep for 14 hours a day, staying in the house for like a week straight, and the "freedom" that went along with that. There's some kind of perverse comfort in that situation. It's total bullshit, though.
You'd think that with all the time in the world I could have become a master of whatever I wanted to invest myself in, but without any kind of imposed limit except for the money in my savings account I never could commit myself to any productive or self-improving activity. Instead I'd just feel like a zombie the entire time, feel like the anthropomorphization of a thousand-yard-stare, and STILL fear going out into society. I'd feel like a thousand-yard-stare while doing a thousand-yard-stare, shit was meta.
Huge waste of time, HUUUUUUUUUUUGE waste of time, and really damaging.
I'm way way way better now, physically and especially mentally. I bet that I could go back to that lifestyle, like an addiction, but I'd rather kill myself; no fuckin' way that's ever happening again.
Haha jeez, you describe it so well. I fall back into it regularly because frankly I'm a total masochist and I NEED it in small doses.
Purgatory or big fluffy blanket? Sometimes it's hard to tell. Probably both.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:28 pm
by dubkitty
Achtane wrote:You'd think that with all the time in the world I could have become a master of whatever I wanted to invest myself in, but without any kind of imposed limit except for the money in my savings account I never could commit myself to any productive or self-improving activity. Instead I'd just feel like a zombie the entire time, feel like the anthropomorphization of a thousand-yard-stare, and STILL fear going out into society. I'd feel like a thousand-yard-stare while doing a thousand-yard-stare, shit was meta.
Huge waste of time, HUUUUUUUUUUUGE waste of time, and really damaging.
ex-ACT-ly. when i was in Chicago i never went anywhere but Guitar Center for parts. i hid in my cousin's trailer and it was horrible for me...i didn't even go to an open mic, of which there were tons around the area, because i was afraid of being in a room full of strangers. i barely played at all.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:52 pm
by bob the r0bot
kbithecrowing wrote:I swear way too much and I fear it will impact my social interacts. Specifically with the ladiez.
I need to create myself a swear-jar or something.
But then the jar will somehow wind up going to pedals and making you swear more.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:22 pm
by tuffteef
i must come off as a total asshole but i legit dont know what to do when you bump into someone you had sex with randomly around the world or just in general out of the blue
i just nod and smile and say hey and keep walking
am i supposed to say like hey thanks again for the blowjob a month ago
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:29 pm
by 01010111
tuffteef wrote:i must come off as a total asshole but i legit dont know what to do when you bump into someone you had sex with randomly around the world or just in general out of the blue
i just nod and smile and say hey and keep walking
am i supposed to say like hey thanks again for the blowjob a month ago
I never know what do when I bump into anyone regardless of how I know them...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:05 am
by Achtane
You're supposed to send out blowjob thank-you cards so you don't have to awkwardly thank them in person. Otherwise they'll think they're the only person on the list who didn't get one.