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Woah, that's pretty fascinating how awkward that is.

I love how the son is constantly comparing his sister to, and outright calling her, a whore. Then, the dad is like "that's a good point son"

Just got semi blueballed

Semi?

Girlfriend was asleep, woke her up, we made out, got a semichub, she fell asleep.

Is that Mac from Sunny?

My hand twitched and emptied the condom all over her foot.

I heard a drawn-out gasp and panicked for a split second.

~afterglow~

What's condoms?

Achtane wrote:My hand twitched and emptied the condom all over her foot.

I heard a drawn-out gasp and panicked for a split second.

~afterglow~

Twitched? Sure buddy, sure. Or just testing the waters...

'Waters.'

met a cool seeming girl with a neck tattoo then find out one of her favorite bands is Sublime. wamp wamp

^^hahahahhhaha....I know what you mean in my own way...and her dog was named Marley? Maybe?....uhhhhh....I keep attracting Hispanic girls....girl now is Hispanic, baby mother hispanic...75% all gf latinas...must have done somthing in a past life....I miss my muslim one night stand, met her at a starfucks...ohyeaah... miss her dearly

imJonWain wrote:neck tattoo
Sublime

Shocking.
( )

haha true.... in my slight defense it was less of a bad neck tattoo and like a weirdo artsy collage covering the whole front of her neck, but as i type that...haha

Things seem to have fizzled out with the waitress. She only seemed to want to hang out when she needed a ride to work or a ride home from work. And any time we would hang out she would always have some weird errand she needed to run.

Like last time, she came over for a little while and then said she needed to do something with her hair, and said she wanted some decorative chopsticks for her hair (???) so I drove her to like 3 stores and then dropped her off at work. She said she wanted to come over after so I planned to hang out with her. No call. Not till the next morning, when she needed a ride to work. I declined. She ghosted.

Oh well. One night she was telling me very explicitly what she wanted me to do to her, while laying in my bed with very little clothing. I totally should have done it, but ANXIETY. Sucks too, she was cute and honestly had a killer body. [/misogyny]